parkinpants

Boom!

#prayforTiote

I got a bit bored waiting for the QPR match to start so I've decided to sell Scotland on ebay http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150737757247 Serious bidders only please

What? Smalling's class. I don't think Fergie is mad enough to put a Carling cup squad out but if Jonny Evans and Smalling were to start with Johno, Gibbo, Carrick and Obertan in front... you might have a chance.

Alan Partridge came out with a good line about Bernard Matthews last week (before he died) skip to 8 mins 30

I feel a bit conned. It reminds of Jurassic Park.... 5 mins of dinosaurs, 55 mins of irrelevant soap opera. Same applies to the Transformers films. Still, I started watching it so I'll have to watch them all now. I hope they don't stretch over 10 series like Lost.

I would have "national service" for all the students who leave uni without jobs...... of which i imagine there are plenty right now. I'd get 'em to build lots of castles.... to bring in the Japs.... to save the economy.

I know you secretly love it Kevin.... x

So I have... 15 Stories High !!!!!!

yeah, that was a typo, think they were 40% before it all collapsed I didn't understand how the economy worked until I watched this, now I have complete faith

they knew it was going to be "up to 28%" nationalised before I bought in... so the price reflected that risk I did the same thing with Barclays and they went up 5 fold.... but then Barclays are a lot bigger than the BOI.... hmm "Never bet more than you're prepared to lose". "Easy come easy go". etc

If it were up to me I'd ban protesting in cities altogether.... the thought of paying coppers to stand around all day (for the peaceful protests) riles me...... but at the same time I love a bit of anarchy...

I hope you're joking. I'm exaggerating.... but I have invested a few quid. Think they're up to 26p at the moment.

You can have him. You have Hargreaves aswell if you want. Might have to borrow Carrol off you in return though.

Eight Storeys High - Sitcom with Sean Locke

I just put my life savings into the Bank of Ireland - 20p per share. This time next year (or much sooner) I'll either by bankrupt or a millionaire. They were worth £19 per share in their hey day.... and I have youth on my side. What I want to know is, who is lending the money to Ireland to bail themselves out?

I think Travis will win... Travis sues X Factor & Matt Cardle...

Thank f**** for that. I was about to learn a new sport.

Darren fletcher, football genius

depends where your sat, doubt you'll get in much trouble if you're sat in the South Stand.

How would you know? I was watching the crowd intensely on tv once... from my home in a little village in Cornwall after I became a glory supporter and stopped supporting my local team, Inbreds FC. Whats wrong with Truro City? I know I know. I'm from Truro but my dad's from Inbreds so it gives me an excuse to follow top flight football.

Did you have to stop yourself saying "United" there?

I'm only interested in live matches but I do want EVERY live sporting event at my disposal.... and for that all you need is a motorised dish and a magic satellite receiver called a "dreambox".