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What a beautiful ball by Matty out to Yedlin and the commentator I'm listening to said he wasn't sure he meant that. From what I saw, he meant it. It was a beauty pass.
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Goooooaaaallllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a beauty you Longstaff you!
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Andy on for a cracking winner?
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Just truly pathetic now. Bordering on other mental health problems.
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0-2 to Manchester.
I'd like to see some changes in the lineup, which would probably need some adjustment in formation and tactics. Joelinton and Carroll? Why not?
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23 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:
I've had the worst physical pain in my life this last 8 days or so and it's been horrendous, (getting better now). Anyway as bad as it was it was still funnier than most of your posts. I think most on here know you're probably a decent enough lad so you kind of get a free pass because maybe your humour gets lost in transatlantic translation. I suppose this is more for the Man U kid in case he thinks you're a Geordie/UK/Ire NUFC fan. (Sorry, mate but it's dire crack).
You know, this reminds me of the time I used to post on an American fantasy football forum back in the day. No wait, or was it the fantasy Baseball forum? No, it had to be the fantasy football forum because that was usually during the fall and winter. I remember just finishing college early that January when the Super Bowl XXXVI was played.
Was it in January or February that year? Oh yes, it was January because I remember my cousin Jenny coming over to congratulate me. But to my surprise, she also confessed that she had always wanted to be a man and was seriously considering gender reassignment surgery. Imagine my surprise when hearing that news.
Anyway, Jenny eventually told my Aunt Millie, or was it, Aunt Mildred? Oh yes, it was Aunt Mildred because she always came over at the end of the month to torment my dad about his obsessive model train building hobby. Auntie Mildred usually came at the end of the month because that's when her welfare check came in. After finishing tormenting my poor old dad, she'd march off into her beat-up old car and screech off to the Bingo Halls, haha, good ole Auntie Mildred. But yeah, this reminds me of the time I used to post in this particular fantasy (American) football forum.
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32 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:
I've had the worst physical pain in my life this last 8 days or so and it's been horrendous, (getting better now). Anyway as bad as it was it was still funnier than most of your posts. I think most on here know you're probably a decent enough lad so you kind of get a free pass because maybe your humour gets lost in transatlantic translation. I suppose this is more for the Man U kid in case he thinks you're a Geordie/UK/Ire NUFC fan. (Sorry, mate but it's dire crack).
Lord have mercy. smh
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On 10/3/2019 at 04:08, Damien said:
I'm an admin from Man Utd fan forum RedCafe and we have this feature where I go to other forums, ask some questions and bring the answers back.
I've got a question for you. How about shut the fuck up, eh?!
Oh hi, I'm an admin from Man City, I'm an admin from Chelsea, I'm an admin from Liverpool...and what do you think think the final score will be?
Fuck off!
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On 10/2/2019 at 09:28, Alex said:
I find it difficult to believe no one has shown genuine interest in buying us when you look at all the other clubs that have changed hands. Reads like a piece of pro-Ashley propaganda. Which isn’t to say I think Kenyon is genuine
This. Newcastle United in the Premiership. Are you kidding me? And I'm here watching billionaires buying WNBA and NHL teams in Fucksknowswhere, USA. Are you kidding me?!
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Anyone know when Newcastle United are going to play in the Champions League again?
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My prediction? Steve Bruce won't last until the end of
October.September.October.
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So we're getting more news from Britain these days.
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson? And what is with that hairdo?!
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There is good news and there is bad news.
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It's quite possible that Almiron may never become a goal score in this League.
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It's game day and not a match thread to be found anywhere. I can't do it because I hurt my wrist picking some pumpkin squash yesterday afternoon. Fucking Fat Cockney Bastard!!!
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Anyone know when our next form of play or sport, especially a competitive one played according to rules and decided by skill, strength, or luck is?
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He does get by most players with his pace but last time I looked he had zero goals and zero assists in league play since his arrival in January. As a former basketball coach once said around these parts about some players who went the entire game without contributing anything: "We had guys that had a stat line -zero, zero, zero, zero, zero"
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Has the time come to start calling out Almiron for his lack of production?
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1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:
Dummet LB, Manquillo RB, Fede, Schar, Lascelles
Atsu, Hayden, Longstaff, Almiron
Joelinton
We are going to need to be extremely stingy on defense with no goalie.
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On 8/17/2019 at 16:07, LooneyToony said:
My prediction? Steve Bruce won't last until the end of
October.September.
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3 hours ago, LooneyToony said:
My prediction? Steve Bruce won't last until the end of
October.September.August.
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On 8/7/2019 at 09:47, LooneyToony said:
My prediction? Steve Bruce won't last until the end of
October.September.
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Since we're on songs, I've got one.
Hooker With a Penis - Tool
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Dubravka
Manquillo Lascelles Schar Ritchie
Longstaff Shelvey
Maxim Joelinton Almiron
Carroll
Some questions from a Manchester United forum
in Newcastle Forum
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Who the heck is Timmy Mallet? I had to google him. Holy cow, that guy is nutty!
I was trying to think who his equivalent would be on this side of the Atlantic, and the closest I came to was the guy who used to host The Gong Show, without the colorful clothing.