snakehips

Hello Stevie, been away working for a time again. How's tricks?

Behave.

Fuckin' ace! I must have lasted a nano-second!!

Glad I got rid of it all those years ago. All you subscribers are, like it or lump it, responsible for these exorbitant wage payments to players these days

It's not so much that. It's just the pompous little twat thinks that's funny. Guess they don't teach humour at Oxford. Editor should have taken one look at that piece and filed under 'Seemed like a good idea at the time'. Did make me wonder who'd play who on Lord of the Flies though. 11562[/snapback] Agree completely. Had his editor been any good at his job he would have surely asked him what on earth this pile of shite was. British journalism is GREAT

Stayed in last night and saw a great prog on BBC4 Sounds of the Seventies Alice Cooper New York Dolls Patti Smith Iggy Pop Ramones Talking Heads Blondie All recorded at the whistle test. Fuckin' great

Still no joy! Tried pics that are just ove 150 x 150 but just get an error message. All the pics I have looked at on google are over 150 x 150 pixels. Summit wrong, or do I have to go to the new board to get an avatar on me sig??

Papa - we may not enforce the follow on even if we can - I wouldn't want to bat last on that pitch against Warne, when you see how much Ashley Giles is getting out of it. Still though, the pyschological effect it would have on them would be brilliant. 11351[/snapback] Of course England would enforce the follow on. The pressure with Australia more than two hundred behind, coupled with the fact that we had just bowled them out for less than 245 would surely give England the confidence to go on and ask them to bat again.

According to teletext, Souness said they were 'targetting several players' and 'hoped to get one more in' Isn't that a bit of a contradiction?? Or maybe the several players being targetted all play in the same position meaning get one and the rest aren't needed Did Steve Watson get a new club??????!!!!!!!!

I can't get an avatar up whatever I do! Hence the square with the 'x'. I'm starting to get used to it now

Looking at the thread title I thought Owen had injured himself and therefore must be signing for us!

Quick game. How many for Freddie today? The winner gets a Mars bar. I reckon 12.

With all the flights being cancelled, I suppose they will have to postpone the press conference?

Not checked it either but could he have had a sex change and is now appearing in DIY SOS as a designer? And, yes, I would!!!

Up to now, all I could think about this morning was the cricket!!

Talking of Ponting, is he George W Bush's love child??? Talk about lookalikes!

Exactly! The bouncer was so predictable but he couldn't resist it - fuckin' chucked his wicket away.

Always said I got the wrong 'kin son from the hospital!!!!! Sheesh, sixteen years later - do I give him back???

Sorry P/P, it's a kiddies prog on tv!! I will google and try and see what exactly comes up! This could be interesting. As 'Soldier' said to Captain Scott, 'I may be gone some time'.!!!!!!!

Just came across this whilst surfing the channels. PMSL!!! I'm told they're nothing new, but I hadn't heard of it so I had to laugh. Childish, I know, but I couldn't care less - I'm just a kid at heart and not as mature as I should be (long may that continue).

An honour to be the last one? I'd agree that it's a honour for him to have captained a Newcastle side who won something but to be the last one to do so 36 years after he did is more of an embarrassment to me! And anyway, what did Brian Kilcline lift above his head in May 1993, scotch mist? 10063[/snapback] We'd better not count that or the rabble down the road will start counting all theirs too!!

That has got my day off to a brilliant start. Top marks. 9731[/snapback] snakey, good to see you on here! Hows things? p.s Dont encourage them 10064[/snapback] Hello gorgeous, things are juuuuust fine thank you. How's the racing going?

That story seems to be a misuse of the hovis music 10042[/snapback] If you're referring to the older brother bit, he's only two years older but ten times as daft!

When I was younger (cue Hovis music!) it was widely reported that if you infused a pint of milk with a certain household stuff and drank it, it would get you high. Don't know if it's true though as I never tried it. *makes a note to ask older brother*

Great! If John Anderson and Mick Martin weren't bad enough, we now have to suffer Moncur Surely there must have been someone better??