Feltch The Manfat

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ahh the old mackem at work

No thanks. I'l be round greggs, taking me shoes off, smashing up phone boxes in no time

I love it how you think that offends us. I love the way I speak. Much rather sound like I do than speak like someone form Newcastle. Possibly the most god awful sounding accent to disgrace the english language. To be honest when you lot speak it just sounds like someone has took a dyslexic, fed him shit loads of ket and shoved a golf ball in his gob.

In my opinion 1. Man City 2. Man utd 3. Chelsea 4. Arsenal 5. Spurs 6. Liverpool 7. Everton 8. Villa 9. Sunderland 10. Fulham 11. Bolton 12. Stoke 13. The geordie nation - barcelona of the north - everybodys second team 14. West Brom 15. Swansea 16. Wolves 17. Norwich 18. Wigan 19. Blackburn20. QPR

Cheryl Cole is odds on to be the next messiah

I'd rather come from Helmand Province

Get in... early finish!!! Fuck the lot of you FTM

So why don't people give you the same respect? Is it because the above teams don't drop a division every few years and you've played as low as the 3rd tier? Yet despite all the shit we have had to put up with we still get over 40k. Fuckin unbelievable turnout if you ask anyone except a deluded mag

Our attendances are on par with Chelsea and Liverpool ffs, and better than Spurs, Villa, Everton.

In that case you must be saying that any team apart from Man U, Arsenal, Man city and Newcastle are 'nothing' clubs Can you not see how deluded you look?

So do you think based on those figures Sunderland are a 'nothing' club?

bastard.... 4 seasons

See post 80. Thats the main reason we call you deluded

there is no dispute... Newcastle are the biggest club in north east But some of you lot actually believe that Sunderland is a 'nothing' club and that your away followings are 'far superior' to ours. Its this total disregard that pisses us off. Our home average attendances have been well over 40k for the past 5 seasons. We take thousands of fans all over the country and sell out almost every away game. Only ones we don't sell out are some night time games to be fair. Newcastle are the bigger club, but the gap is nowhere near the 'gulf' that some of you claim it to be

To be honest I only signed up on here before the last derby for a bit banter and to wind you up a bit. After I thought I would see how long it would take for me to be banned. I thought I had pushed the boundaries with my Ben Arfa tackle comment and a few others but you seem to be lenient. I think it's good for the board to have a few of us superior ones here. It keeps the delusion levels down a bit

Im at work marra things are quiet

I spend most of my day on RTG When I'm bored of it I come on here When I actually have to do work I don't go on either just check RTG on my break.

Deluded One word to Sum up a mags existence

a part of me died that day

there you go again

A lot of people who applied will not get tickets. I go to around 7-10 away games a season and I still could not get a ticket for certain games in recent years (Hull, Arsenal, Newcastle, Everton) Sunderland's away support is fantastic week in week out. The difference with us is that we accept your away support is class. For some reason you lot are so deluded you actually think your away support is far better than ours. You lot are in your own little deluded bubble and I don't know wheter to laugh my cock off or be pissed of with how fukin simple you are. My god I hope we smash the fuck out of you on August 20th

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