Jan

And I will happily tie you to the track infront of it

Well I now know and try to steer (not pun intended) clear of them.

I know! (I don't drive one)

Driving along the M180 behind a transporter with about 6 BMW's on it, I pulled out to overtake just as the driver swerved violently to avoid something (not me) and the mechanism holding the last car on snapped and the car came off the back of the transporter at speed. Felt very lucky not to have been behind it as I had been15 seconds before. Oh also driving on the A1079 home from the last match of the season. Two deer came out of the bushes and tried to killed themselves using my car. I ended up facing the wrong way on the road. Just as well it was quiet and didn't cause a major accident (just to my nerves). Both deer looked to be fine as they heading in opposite directions to set themselves up for the next sucker that past.

You can take your turkey and stuff it.

We are having home made curry for Christmas lunch with Christmas pudding and brandy sauce for tea. We are still having Christmas crackers mind. I am sure I read somewhere that Santa's suit was actually green and Coke changed it to red for marketing purposes.

Going for a CT scan tomorrow better take my cheque book with me!

A new car.

We are one of the "big five" i.e. we fund it and they can't kick us out. Saw some of last night's performances they were an eye opener (and not in a good way) but that's Eurovision. That cake one was quite catchy shame it didn't get through.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Seabiscuit (loved the book too) Glory Memphis Belle

Ah my one away home game of the season (I can walk to the ground). We had better win or I am pulling a sickie for work on Monday. 0 2

I live in the East Riding of Yorkshire.........However I can walk to the match on Saturday So its my home away game

Don't actually live in 'ULL you know.

About £105,000 I have work done to it!

Nah your waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to young for me!

You always give the impression of being ........ older

Cheeky git........you are old enough to be my grandfather at least !

I was 23 when I moved from South Shields to Ipswich for 14 months. Back to SS to finish my degree (i did a thick sandwich) then off Beverley when I was 25. Bought my house at 26 for the pricey sum of £38,500 and I'm still in it.

Nah Gemmill would never leave me (even though my posting is sporadic at the best of time)

Nah just lots of cleavage shots.

Well done meenz l`d take my hat off to you (if I was wearing one). I am a social drinker and don't drink at home very often. Seem to do a lot of driving to parties these days and never get a drink at the football.

Its true you are a terrible boyfriend.....shame on you *slap*

Waiting to have my Gallbladder removed the pain is rather intense. So much so I ended up in hospital with it in November.

As apposed to what? Wrapping it in tissue and putting it in the bin?