Ollie Burtons Grandad

Of course there is another solution to watching (or not) these bloody nut jobs. Bring in Internment and lock them all up, whilst they are detained they can be stripped of there UK Status and peddled onto which ever country will have then. As we are committed to spending a shitload of money on Overseas Aid lets use it to our advantage and give the money to Countries who would like to question a suspected Terrorist. No doubt the Human Rights lot will kick off but quite frankly who cares as if it stops one suicide bomber then its been worthwhile

Nice to see the Mackems classy fans in action "The bloke in front of me in the North Stand is a convicted Paedo" http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=720287

The Rangers hatefest that the other Scottish Clubs are indulging in will simply bite them in the arse when the financial implications of their collective folly becomes fact. It could well see a few more Jock clubs go to the wall due to the decrease in revenue; That is why they should have been excepted. The thing is Rangers wont lose that much as they will simply continue to get large crowds and win each Division in turn.

Seeing as Scottish football seems happy to throw away millions of pounds by shafting Rangers and sending them into D3; perhaps they should do a Darlington and apply for the Northern League and work up from there. Probably a better standard of Football in the NL and bigger crowds.

Well Reading are shite and his Mrs is a titless scratter, cant see how one season in a relagation bound Team will help his career in any way whatsoever. Mind you it should pay enough for the scratter to get plastic tit implants tho.

The biggest change will be the total pointlessness of the SPL until Rangers get back in it. Balanced league my arse, Celtic have a huge lead over the rest who frankly are Championship standard at best and will piss the SPL for the next 3/4 years. If you think anything else then you are sadly mistaken.

To be honest Celtic will lose little, an SPL without Rangers guarantees them 2/3 trophies every year and a CL place. They will still sell out there season tickets so its only the possible drop in TV money for a much devalued SPL that will hit them, if they have a run into the CL group stages then that will not hurt them either. It will make the SPL the worst and most pointless PL in Europe tho. Still we might be able to pick up a decent player or two on a free if they decide to walk. Every cloud has a silver lining................

Seeing as the Turks still throw bananas at Black players I would be a tad surprised if he went there. Only 5 weeks of his personal transfer window left tho and he is still an NUFC player. Loads of time for his motley crew of agents and representatives to find him a new club I suppose. If he does fuck off I hope his knee explodes, the ungrateful bastard.

Rooney seemed to be at his best when he was shagging Grannies, perhaps the Polish / Ukrainian Grannies dont fancy fat rugheaded sweaty bastards.

Here's a bit of Mackem abject stupidity, how they are they 6th biggest Team in the PL. Deluded fuckwitts. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=707430&page=2

Well if they do it was well hidden last season as they were both shite, then again it might just be due to the onset of Senile Dementia.

Is it some type of perverse Hodgson Liverpool love in? Obviously they were so good last season they deserve loads of players in the England Team. Personally I would rather have Guthrie and Perch before that useless fucker Henderson.

Rodgers likes a nice passing game, easy on the eye but he never had a plan B when Teams sat back and counter attacked like we did. Can you see Carroll fitting into a Rodgers team or Rodgers playing to Carroll's strengths? I reckon Andy will be out on his arse sooner rather than later and I doubt if Rodgers will see the end of the season at Anfield.

Just heard that the Overpriced ex Mackem turned Bin dipper is in line to replace Lampard for the Euro's. Do we have that few quality English midfielders or is Hodgson on some type of hallucinogenic medication? That should guarentee us an early exit, next up must be Clattermong.

What a fucking shame, poor twat. Bin dippers Bench warmer, still he has his fizzy pop cup winners medal to cheer him up.

If Martin the Mackem continues his trend of buying from old clubs I would expect the Dullards to end up with both Heskey (Fuck all) and Agbonlahor (£2.50 and a packet of Smarties). They would suit the Mackems style of play perfectly as they are both shite and could not hit a Cows Arse with a Banjo from 5 paces.

Without getting into a Pythonesque dispute it is exactly about differing opinions, having contrary views etc. If all of LM posts were as bad as some people claim then why would anyone in their right mind reply to them? So following you chain of reasoning should those people who reply get banned as well? A Forum is there for discussions, it would be fucking boring if everyone agreed with each other all the time. Seems as if there is some type of Mass Blobstrop being hoyed here. Chill, be happy, reflect on the fact that only a few miles from the Toon there is a backward enclave of Neanderthal mongs crying at the sight of us in the Top 4. Cheers me up

I always thought that having opposing opinions encouraged debate; banning someone because they dont agree with you seems draconian in the extreme. If you dont like what someone posts either ignore them or dont reply, hardly fucking rocket science is it.

Looking every inch a Championship Team I think Villa will plummet Mackem like into the Abyss, bastards.

1) Only the wasters and neer'dowells will head for the Exit door at SJP as contracts run out 2) Simpson and Guthrie tell their Agents to fuck off as they dont want to play for Wolves/Villa/Fulham or other shitty teams 3) CL football keeps all the big lads at NUFC 4) Carr gets in another 3/4 as Ashley spends a bit of cash 5) Then he sells us to a fucking Arab and makes a fortune Thats my positive vibes!

That talk's just setting you up for a big fall. I hope not ... but you've got a whole lot of eggs lined up with no chickens yet. One Chicken is in the coop already But there's a fox just around the corner. More like a Fat bloody Weasel

That is a canny piece of work to be fair, offset only a tad by Dalglish's money spunking tendancies. I wont congratulate the Fat Bastard on getting Cisse until the window has closed and no bugger has been sold. Unless its Perch of course.

Is the club making a profit? Do I take it from the pointless question that you agree with what I posted then? However hold on whilst I get my crystal ball you tool. As the last set of accounts released relate to the Championship season when we lost £17m I would guess at yes the club is making a profit and Fatboy will be cashing in his loans sooner rather than later. Its not just the figures tho, remember he gets a shit load of free SD advertising at SJP which would cost him a good lot of dosh if he had to pay for it.

Ashley is a businessman and he bought NUFC to make money. Its utter bollocks to say that he spent that much money without looking at the clubs finances; remember its the Fat Liar himself that later stated he had not done the due dilligence, quite frankly who believes his shite? Mugs thats who. JSM wise up and stop spouting Ashley drivel. He is running NUFC as he runs his other businesses, maximizing the profits. Buy cheap players, hope they keep us in the PL and sell whomsoever commands a high return. The longer we stay in the PL the more money he gets before he sells us to the highest bidder Yes we are doing very well at the moment, well done to Carr and Pardew for that, but, Fatboy will sell Cabaye/Tiote/Krul/Colloccini/Ba if he gets a good enough offer. I doubt very much if we can keep finding such good players at bargain prices. Ashley does not give a toss if we are 3rd 7th or 17th as long as we stay in the PL so he can keep getting free advertising for all the SD shit on display at SJP. I must have missed Ashleys journey to Sainthood

Looks like Pardew wants the lad tho with the bids we are putting in. Delays are down to Manure wanting sell on clause seemingly, mind you he can leave for nowt in summer so I bet we will get him then; unless he is doing time ofc.