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To be fair on obertan i dont think he had the space on monday nite 2 make an impact. The pitch was tiny and qpr closed down our players very quickly, and our whole team was shite. Cabaye espescially with his passing skills didnt take advantage of Obertans pace with any killer balls in behind. I reckon with a more clever and thought out formation than 442 we cud use his pace and hopefully he cud turn out to be a decent player, no point stickin him right wing against a left back and left midfielder and expecting him to be amazing. His pace is a weapon that needs 2 be exploited for him 2 excell imo

You reckon? More River Island than Stone Island iyam. Haha suppose, maybe a slightly gayer dressed football hooligan then. He doesnt look like ur typical journo like

He looks like an extra from "the football factory". Proper football hooligan look goin on there, take the bumfluff off joey and he looks like hes just about 2 sit his gcse's

Violence cud stretch till the 2 of them, jb is a dead ringer for Gary Neville in that photo

Im sure u near pissed urself with excitment? The trolleys you push ur suitcases in are more charasmatic than Nigel

Nigel Worthington, Neil Webb obviosly my initials are what hamperd my career as a professional footballer, that and being shite of coarse

I'm guessing you don't quite believe his army stories? No, his storys are like something out of a rambo film

I work with a fella who was in the army. He wanted to join the army since he was a kid but because he grew up in West Belfast he obviosly cudnt join the British army, luckily his dad was american so he applied to be a marine in the US army. He ended up being a squadron commander during the first gulf war in charge of a fleet of tanks. His job as commander was in the lead tank navigating landmines and such things. I dunno if any of you are believing this or not, because i certainly dont, but if it were true it makes what happened the other week all the funnier, He applied for a poxy supervisor job in our factory 1 step above us normal workers for 55pence an hour more. And got turned down, immagine if you risked your life in the gulf, were incharge of a squadron of soldiers in tanks, having men dependant on you for their lives and a few years later you arent even good enough to be a supervisor in a steel factory? Id feel sorry for him except he supports Spurs!

Jonas is like a cross between Pele, Maradona and Georgie Best compared to Shola. If Shola wasnt a footballer and was a bricklayer or a plumber im pretty sure he'd be shite at that too

Wudnt be a bad idea for professional footballers to be banned from twitter altogether. Lets face it 99% of them are thick as shit and dont usually have anything interesting to say anyway. Tweets from pro footballers usually contain the word Nandos. Tho wat this kid has said is an absolute disgrace and should be made to publically apologise to anyone he has offended.

Is it Peter Van Vossen who used 2 play for Rangers?

Dont wanna loose 4-0 to anybody but especially that lot! Just rememberin the day we went down and the way they laughed and sang at our fans n players makes me fuckin angry still. Plus theyr a poxy club who think theyr bigger than they are. Cant see a 4-0 like, reckon pardew will put out a different side and formation, id take another draw

100% agree with ya there! Id play marveux behind a striker untill ben arfas fit, we just get overrun and dominated in midfield playing 442

Would really love 2 know how Shola has been a professional footballer for so long

Id narrow the team in a bit and play marveux in behind ba or best untill HBA is fit, have obertan and jonas tucked in closer 2 cabaye and tiote makin diagonal runs out. That was a very good point considering the battering we took tho

We are a shit 442 side! We keep playing the ball long then gettin overrun in midfield. Surely Pardew can see that?

Pure frustration watchin Shola, he isnt premier league level. Refuses to run, doesnt track back, wont tackle, cant pass, tackles himself. What on earth do managers think he offers? Were gettin overrun in midfield id take shola off (and put him down) and bring on marveux or sammy to play behind best. Second half surely cant be as bad as the first

its a forum, discussions happen. I think youre wrong so Ive said so and why, is that a problem? Yeah it is, wudnt have been if ur reply was a well thought point, but seein as joey barton has been 1 of the most emotional passionate players about i thought my point was fair. Urs was just a stupid put down

youre serious? this is a professional premier league football player, hes 29 not 12. Oh my bad, i thought i was talkin bout joey "the ultimate professional and mature footballer" barton?? Ill consult u before i post next time just 2 make sure i dont need shot down

If Barton really didnt wanna leave us, and he loves Newcastle Utd as much as he's made out then i think if the travellin Newcastle fans cheer, applaude and sing his name it may affect him and fuck his head up for the game.

Yeah he came up on the tv with the caption below him, i dunno if u saw the show but how hes still involved in the game amazes me. He was caught redhanded on camera offering clubs around like sweeties. Illegially 2!

If we play well 2nite id like 2 think wed have 2 much for QPR. My only concern is Jonas will have 2 be bang on his defensive game 2 help Rayor against SWP. Im nearly pissing with excitment at the thought of Cabaye and Tiote outplayin Barton in the middle of the park. And if some reports are true that some of the boys in the squad didnt like barton then im sure theyll be really fired up for this one! My prediction 2-1 Newcastle

Dont really care if a players doin a bit of coke, half the nations on the gear lets be honest. Hardly worth makin a tv show for in my opinion. Hope the player doesnt get hammered (unless its a mackem, or l'pool player) then id be all for public execution! On the subject of "dispatches" that show about buyin a football club which shammed Brian Robson hasnt denyed his career, he was at the man.ure match on saturday nite under the title of "manchester united global ambasitor". If he didnt get nailed 2 a wall for that then i hope a player doesnt for takin a few lines of yoke

The player was described as being "a top player"...that rules out Andy Carroll then

St James' was class lookin the night of Shearers testimonial, that sort of attmosphere and noise wud scare the shit out of opposin players, Turn St James' back in2 a fortress