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A conservative estimate

The Tesla in my rear view mirror as my Hyundai i10 powers up to 60mph in a leisurely 12.5 seconds

Four from the top row and two from anywhere else?

Even the kid from the milk (sorry, "milchhhh") advert had that

It's been done

I'm always a little perplexed that there are gay people in the more vehement fringes of the pro-Palestine movement - if anyone should be wary of creating an environment in which people don't feel safe on the streets simply for being visibly who they are... Mind, plenty of "us" holiday in places where we're de facto illegal, so logic isn't always high on the agenda.

Mood

"Country roads, take me home" presumably a reference to the Home Counties destinations of most of the departing ManU fans

Mind, there's this too

People should only drive small hatchback cars.

I didn't spot the quoted post and thought for a brief moment you were talking about Steven Taylor...

The fandom is way ahead of you on that one, trust me

Grim, but at least it's given us some fine GIF content

Don't mind if I don't

Indirectly, the comedy value of CT lying about voting for Corbyn?

wtf

That politicians get up to naughty and/or bizarre stuff should come as no surprise - they're humans, humans do massively flawed and stupid things all the time. It's the sheer hubris of thinking they can get away with it and it won't affect them while being among the most public of all public figures that boggles the mind.

Just found out the ballet skirt was invented by the Chuckle Brothers. ...all right, never mind

Morning all!

Wahey!

Just found out there were originally meant to be more than two Chuckle Brothers but then their dad had a vasectomy, vasectoyou

Metro Radio (in a few hours). End of an era/error #gettothosephones

Fixed it for you