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Meenzer

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  1. I say "to be honest" too much  :lol:

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    But do you say "tee-bee-aych"? That's the mark of a board supafan FACTARAMA.

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    I actually do. ;)

  2. so we bang up an old alcoholic mackem for 5 years - 25 years after his "crime"

     

    We finish up paying for him (and no doubt he'll switch to drugs) and he fills a cell that should be used for the violent......

     

    Beats me, it honestly does

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    Why would he switch to drugs, Rob? That's a bit of a sweeping generalisation isn't it?

     

    He deserves to be locked up. Women were brutally murdered as a result of his actions

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    He thinks everyone's on drugs tbh.

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    Delusional and paranoid, you say? Hm..... :lol:

  3. I'm having real problems picturing the Leazes fella sitting listening to Coldplay. :lol:

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    A band who spend all their time bitching and moaning while rehashing the same sound over and over again, apparently oblivious to the fact that things have moved on in the wider world. Nope, I can't see it either....

  4. Is it pathetic that I was looking forward to a discussion about The Federation Against Copyright Theft?

     

    ;)

     

    They talk shite tbh.

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    I remember their comedically threatening adverts in Amstrad Action magazine.

     

    Just me then...? :lol:

  5. There are so many more funny translation errors

    - Frederick Schäferhund

    - Alan Schermaschine

     

    and they didn't even stumble across the point where the name of one of them (Lee) got translated into "Schutze"...

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    I'm still wondering where in Schleswig-Holstein the town of Lörrach can be found... :lol:

  6. I should really out myself for the second time in my life. :lol:

     

    I helped out with the translation into German of some of the e-mails that were sent (even though it's not my native language so I'm sure they're littered with errors) and a bit of webspace, but wasn't around to clean up the final Babelfished article, and I was sure someone would smell a rat immediately. Regardless of the morals of it all (and I can see both sides of the argument, though I still think it's bloody funny), I honestly can't believe anyone would be stupid enough to buy a blatant fake like that. I've only just read through it now - for fuck's sake, in the first few lines you've got "Auf Wiedersehen Haustier", "Fußballventilatoren", "Toon Armee", and fucking "Zwischenmailand" for Inter Milan! :lol:

     

    Some people deserve exactly what they get...

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    That's you next in line for a good fucking then!

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    An unexpected bonus! :blush:

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    Rumour has it you are quite prepared to accept full responsibility? :nufc:

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    Well, if Pud won't bend over and take it like a man, I'm always up for some dirty phone calls... :lol:

  7. I should really out myself for the second time in my life. :lol:

     

    I helped out with the translation into German of some of the e-mails that were sent (even though it's not my native language so I'm sure they're littered with errors) and a bit of webspace, but wasn't around to clean up the final Babelfished article, and I was sure someone would smell a rat immediately. Regardless of the morals of it all (and I can see both sides of the argument, though I still think it's bloody funny), I honestly can't believe anyone would be stupid enough to buy a blatant fake like that. I've only just read through it now - for fuck's sake, in the first few lines you've got "Auf Wiedersehen Haustier", "Fußballventilatoren", "Toon Armee", and fucking "Zwischenmailand" for Inter Milan! :lol:

     

    Some people deserve exactly what they get...

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    That's you next in line for a good fucking then!

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    An unexpected bonus! :lol:

  8. I should really out myself for the second time in my life. :lol:

     

    I helped out with the translation into German of some of the e-mails that were sent (even though it's not my native language so I'm sure they're littered with errors) and a bit of webspace, but wasn't around to clean up the final Babelfished article, and I was sure someone would smell a rat immediately. Regardless of the morals of it all (and I can see both sides of the argument, though I still think it's bloody funny), I honestly can't believe anyone would be stupid enough to buy a blatant fake like that. I've only just read through it now - for fuck's sake, in the first few lines you've got "Auf Wiedersehen Haustier", "Fußballventilatoren", "Toon Armee", and fucking "Zwischenmailand" for Inter Milan! :lol:

     

    Some people deserve exactly what they get...

  9. Started watching it as it was billed as though they were some sort of genetic throwback but got bored when I realised they just had poor balance.

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    yeah me too, the description was very misleading :lol: so i turned over and watched the program about whether or not the moon landing took place, that was quite interesting.

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    Don't leave us on tenterhooks like that - did it???

  10. Aye, aye, German lass going to help you with your oral eh? I reckon Brocks gonna pop his cherry.  :lol:

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    Judging by the text update I got a couple of nights ago, I wouldn't rule it out... :lol:

     

    Has anyone anywhere ever learned anything academically useful on a school exchange? :lol:

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    Oxymoron?

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    Wanker!

     

    Oh, wait... :blush:

  11. Aye, aye, German lass going to help you with your oral eh? I reckon Brocks gonna pop his cherry.  :lol:

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    Judging by the text update I got a couple of nights ago, I wouldn't rule it out... :lol:

     

    Has anyone anywhere ever learned anything academically useful on a school exchange? :lol:

  12. :o

     

    This post has been edited by Gemmill: Today, 11:43 AM

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    "Gemmill in misspelt emoticon shocker - Beeb"

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    Ruh. Oh. Nuh. Guh. Intially it was just a ;) with no quote and themags had posted inbetween me and what I was laughing at. So there! ;)

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    Whaaa'evah. Does my carrying amount look impaired?

     

    (I swear the concept of accountancy humour was funnier in my head.)

  13. Aye, that's nasty like. I've always been pleasantly surprised at how competent and, well, human the people I've spoken to at Sky have been, but that's not on.

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    Most obnoxious customer service personnel I've ever spoken to, can I borrow yours?

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    I seem to get through to the same canny Scottish lass most of the time. Maybe my phone's just magic.

     

    You'd think they'd start acting decent now that Freeview's fucking up their entire business model, mind.

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