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Partway through the Lakes/Arran/Northumberland trip. Weather's been grand so far - typing this while getting a baldy heed tan on the deck of the Arran ferry. Driving's been fine but I did forego the challenge of the Hardknott Pass and co. (not driving into red deer on Arran has been enough of a challenge). This country is pretty brilliant, at least when you have good luck with accommodation, food/drink and the weather And not running over wildlife.

I've been out at this because I am an appalling hipster sometimes. Anyway, let's talk some more about wanking.

Elvis Presley

Yes, on the Twitters. Happens to be on the last night of my big road trip and we were going to head out that way at some point anyway, so...

http://www.english-heritage.org.uk/visit/whats-on/magna_laughter2/ This might be of interest to folks of a historical bent. Although I will warn you now that I'm going to be there.

Twelve shillings ninepence.

Heavens.

My metric-to-archaic converter tells me I've apparently snuck under something called "12st" this morning, so that's nice. Won't last, since holidays begin on Saturday and I intend to eat a grass-fed local animal every single night, but hey. Still haven't got back to the local hilly parkrun though. I think I might have developed a phobia.

Found you something, CT. http://6dollarshirts.com/product.php?productid=13225&mail=270

Have you been searching the internet for pant-pissing since you mentioned it in the Sheffield Wed thread? Dirty bastard.

2015, there. And you wonder why people are so happy to swallow the austerity pill.

I'm getting the word... corpse

'physical contact'

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150824192457AAPCQ2m Someone's curious.

Did the ragged rascal run round the rugged rock

Funny name. Parents these days, eh?

"My mistake, I had a booking for a Mr. Dmemba"