Andrew

They'll do the thing though, its all purely reactionary with no plan so they had no squad discipline and Ronaldo was running things as he saw fit, then they brought in ten hag who drummed him and sancho out in the end. But they're still not good enough and all the players seem miserable so they'll bin Ten hag and bring in someone who lets them get away with murder and plays totally different football and they'll probably be crap too.

Money can't buy happiness.

Fuck off

It is absolutely no coincidence that someone slagged off ASM today and you have asked.

Dear lord that thread is amazing, they are so dramatic. Theres one liverpool fan in my group chat with lads from back home and hes absolutely beside himself, and getting less than no sympathy while he's at it.

Its NOT?!

Aye one of each available, which obviously puts him in rare company but theres this constant pretence that he's done it from "outside" the elite. Blokes spent 938 million euros at Liverpool according to transfermarkt.

Who?

Thats a smart move from us if it pans out I reckon, ange doesnt fancy him but he has played plenty of games under previous managers. Plays exactly how and where we need someone at a high enough level.

I think so. There doesnt seem to be a huge push to 'save' this season with the jan window so anyone we sign will be considered longer term, in which case what does a couple of weeks matter?

Im not!

Eh?

Cant imagine swapping Gordon, hes been one of our best players this season from the left, it makes very little sense to destabilise his performances. Barnes being on the right means we only have to get up and running with one new player in an unfamiliar role in the side rather than a new player on the left and one playing a new position on the right.

And if we were going to pay 18 million for Solanke I'd be fine with it. Finding great value isn't easy but we shouldn't be paying more for this lad than we did any of Bruno, Botman or Gordon who are all younger and better than he is.

I desperately don't want us to sign Solanke, the figures being quoted for him are a joke. Hes 26 and this is the first time hes managed double figures in the premier league. He only got 6 in 32 starts last season. Hes a 50 million pound dwight gayle.

That last points the key one for me. Anyone leaving will be sold with a view to using the money to improve, which is just NOT how its been for us in decades. The owners dont want or need to take any money out, they only want to be the biggest club they can.

@Gemmill How are you getting on with your Strandberg now you've had it a while? I haven't picked up another guitar since I got mine, I've got used to the neck profile now and am actually putting some new years effort into practicing not just playing. Love it so far.

We dont have another game for 11 days, and he wont exactly be flying in the cheap seats. Some time off will be good for his mentality.

Some Bild bloke is reporting we've gone in for Kimmich. Thats the kind of daft shit I want to hear, not all this FFP 'we cant afford loans' crap

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It wasnt a dig

"I think they need a bit of stability, they've used 30 players this season thats way too much to get a settled team. And I have to give them a bit of an excuse because of injuries" *lists our injured first teamers* Not like you to take something Richards says out of context to get mad at him...

Palinha is going to be off somewhere massive this summer. Bayern got priced out of him this month but thats the level

Yeah thats just become a thing over time. I cant really understand them that well anymore 😅