Steve

hahaha. Have fun in Portsmouth. My god that town's a shithole.

Are you sure that a man that could post something like that is the best thing for your armed forces?

Good old SBR, he must have read the thread about Wykiki's psycho ex.

No, he has a few years of uni behind him, Burger King is much classier.

Seriously, in most locations there are so many rental properties available you'll be in a much better position to negotiate how much you actually pay. Then, in a few years you'll have enough to put down a decent chunk on a place that will be yours and none of this shared ownership bullshit. You're only, what, 23? What's the rush?

I can only echo what Martin is saying. A friend of mine is getting screwed right now because he had the bare minimum in terms of a deposit and decided to buy a house and land package to build new. Then the housing market crashed with his house not yet complete so is having to pay way above the odds on a house that is worth nowhere near what he's paying, all because he didn't really have the money to begin with. Is renting really that bad? I've found there to be a glut of rental properties out there at the moment, surely you can rent and save or is this another case of wanting to own your own place regardless of how much you're getting screwed because it'll be yours dammit!

Back in 1999 I was chucked out of an engineering course. It's not the end of the world, I managed to move halfway around the world and get a job working for the NHS... Fuck.

Fuck off Scotland, he's ours.

I am avoiding all trailers, clips, photos, anything that could potentially spoil this for me. My copy of Watchmen has been read and reread so many times, and while I know this cannot live up to the book in any way, I am waiting to see this on the big screen without having seen anything before hand. And once again Stevie shows himself to be the fucking idiot he is. "I'm not part of the BNP but they're right dammit!"

I met Olivia Newton-John's mother a few years ago and she told me stories about her childhood in Germany. Her father was a physicist who worked alongside Albert Einstein and she said that Einstein used to play songs for her on the piano.

Take him where? From behind? That's all kinds of wrong.

Mostly things I miss from home. Don't really eat crisps here. Normal Walkers are pretty crap, and McCoys would probably make my heart explode in my chest. I do like the baked Salt and Vinegar Walkers though, they're crunchy where the normal Walkers just feel kinda brittle.

Fuck off, nurses are bitches. And score one for me in the Dead Pool for 2009.

I've had a pretty shitty weekend to be honest with you, and I don't really know why I'm posting this but there are a few of you that know me so I guess this is my little memorial. Australia has just gone through the worst natural disaster in its history. Over 160 dead and everyone I know there has told me that figures only going to go up. Victoria has been burnt badly, and while there are fires going through South Australia and New South Wales and floods in Queensland, these fires have ripped my home state to pieces. My family lives in a small town just outside of Melbourne. It's not there anymore. Click Click Click My family are all safe and accounted for which when I finally got that call over 24 hours after hearing about evacuations was the greatest relief of my life. However like hundreds, if not thousands of others, they have lost their home. So, everyone tell your family you love them. I thought I had missed my chance but was lucky. So many others haven't been.

I know how old he is and it makes me laugh. But old-skool represent. Happy Birthday sir!

He most prob will TBH finish his career in the A league For the last two years there have been rumours flying around that Viduka's going to go home to join the mighty Melbourne Victory, but I don't see it happening. The A-League clubs are all operating under a salary cap and I don't know if anyone will be able to afford him. Although I'd love to see him for the Victory, especially since I'm planning to be home by September. Viduka and Archie Thompson up front =

Yep, it's happening to everyone. I can wait, I'm not such a shut-in that I need Google now.

Just seems to me that Fop has a hard on for attacking the NHS.

These words put together bother me, but it has to be said about that movie, but Australia was fucking shit mate.

Good call. Shit end of town though that though unless you fancy Kro Bar, Jabez Clegg and an Abduls kebab. not to bad for 5th ave though, could go to odd instead We ended up in Odder for my farewell to Manchester drinks last weekend. A friendly bunch in that place, I was so fucking drunk I accepted an invitation to a random student party in Withington. I don't remember how I got there, I don't remember actually leaving Odder, but they were a friendly bunch those students, not that I knew their names.

You make it sound like Ashley's running Newcastle as a business and not a football club. Umm...

Is it wrong that while I don't like to see clubs go into administration, I actually hope West Ham do if for no other reason than they'll get docked points and go down? That way we can be the third shittest club in the Prem yet still survive this season.

Classic Why was fucking censored yet bitch and cunt made it through?

Amy Winehouse Margaret Thatcher George Bush (the original) Fidel Castro Jade Goody

Happy birthday you no posting old bastard.