Steve

Craig Moore is a dead set legend. The best player ever to play for Newcastle United. He captained his country with pride. He will beat this because he is just that good.

To get back on topic: 1. Melbourne Victory win the A-League. 2. Sydney FC finish outside of the top 4. 3. Man City relegated. I hate them more than I do United. 4. Mark Bosnich makes a European comeback because his time at Central Coast wasn't enough. 5. And for Danny, Spurs spend £154 million on Arshavin only for him to be Kieron Dyer 2.0

As much as I loved the movie, I wouldn't shell out for that. I hate novelty cases, just an excuse to charge more. The normal two disc will do me fine.

Umm, what? It's Didsbury, not Prestbury. Well I would if you did what Alex said and emptied the inbox.

I'm a glory hunter tbh.

They do, but they're money-grubbing bastards. I went to the dentist about two months ago and he told me I needed a root canal. Ok, he knows what he's talking about but I was coming home when he wanted to book me in so I figured I'd get it done in Melbourne. So I go to the dentist here and he tells me there's nothing wrong with my teeth and a root canal would be completely unnecessary. British dentists = pricks.

If that's winning I don't want to know what losing is.

Yeah, that's her. I still hear from Camil too. Old-school magnet me.

Yeah, that's Louisa. I still get the same style of messages that I always have. Manic essentially. Rach still messages me too, just to make it older-school. Same as ever for her, which is slightly different to Lou's same as ever.

It's a shame you don't anymore huh? No. No, it really isn't. Come off it, I'd turn for you in a second if you had an 80s mullet. Without hesitation. While making a face like that for you. As I said... Well I'm the best you could find on here.

Oldschooltastic.

It's a shame you don't anymore huh? No. No, it really isn't. Come off it, I'd turn for you in a second if you had an 80s mullet. Without hesitation. While making a face like that for you.

I did stay in Cobbett House when I first started there though. It really was my inspiration to find somewhere more permanent. A friend wants to find a place together for my last six months in Didsbury. Still not sure if I want to be posh yet or not.

Cath: Cascade's not too bad. Of course it's owned by Fosters meaning while it used to be from Tassie it's now Victorian. Since I've been away Fosters have launched, and it'll sound gay, a low-carb beer. Tried it for the first time a few weeks ago and it's amazing. It has been my beer of choice the last few weeks. But then again anything Victorian and not VB is going to be awesome.

No, don't give it up. Instead, I want to see a full length soap script out of you. Pots and Schooners, by Martin McMeenzer. I want to see what your handle of Aussie English is as it is far more evolved than what you lot speak.

It's a shame you don't anymore huh?

I've been living in Sale for the last year now. And of course working at the lovely MRI. You still Gateshead-ish?

Never ever buy beer in Sydney. I was there this past weekend and you only get one decent (ie Victorian) beer on tap with the rest being Tooheys or Hahn shit. Then they give it to you in a schooner glass, 425mL, but charge you the same as a pint. Shit beer and overpriced. While in Melbourne you might only get a pot (285mL) at least it's a decent beer at a fairer price!

Did you guys get the brilliant Test Match game over in the UK? From reading this thread it sounds pretty similar but was cricket instead. We used to have matches that would last for days during the summer, and fistfights over who would get to be Australia because really, why would you want to play as anyone else? We never had Subbuteo over here, but Test Match was brilliant.

Shit, I did that when I moved over to the UK four years ago and landed on my feet well enough. My advice is if you want to move but worried about jobs/flat/food, just go and the rest will fall into place. Finding a job and a flat is so much harder when you're not living somewhere, but if you go you'll find what you need.

Why do you think I'm preparing to move back? I've had enough of the UK and this trip home has really made the point. I don't hate living in the UK, and Manchester has grown on me (London's still better) but I'm just sick of being away from home. Although I do like your £ so I'm going to let the NHS pay me about six months more money before I go. So Sam, hurry up and get back to me about when we're getting a beer or you'll lose me forever!

When are you going for a drink you bender?! I'm in Melbourne right now but I get back to Manchester next Sunday and the MRI still haven't sussed and gotten rid of me yet.

You know, if she's really committed to patching things up, now's the time to go for anal.

1. New Zealand. They just sound retarded. Fush und Chups anyone? 2. Scouse. It definitely does not sound sexy on a female. She could be hot as hell, but if she opens her mouth and I hear Scouse I'd rather fuck Stevie. 3. West Country. No, I don't want your shitty ciderrrrrrr. 4. Southern USA. Shut the fuck up you backwards bastard. 5. Queensland. Shut the fuck up you backwards bastard hey. You have to add hey to the end of every sentence hey. XXXX is pisswater hey.

I guess so, this is the 'what do you hate to get' thread, and we all know you don't hate knobs.