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  1. Precedent Trump

    Moving on from the Election thread "turkey legs"
  2. Wikileaks

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/2...-military-leaks Huge coverage of this at the guardian. Running a live update blog for reaction around the world... http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/blog/2010/...-logs-wikileaks
  3. Comes out every few years, some corrections made to the last one from 2007, but overall, still a clusterfuck. The report.... http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn23014-what-leaked-ipcc-report-really-says-on-climate-change.html
  4. LBW

    Thanks folks. Much appreciated. Funeral done yesterday. Lush day. Hungover
  5. AshleyOut.com

    ashleyout.com A site every bit as good as Sackpardew. Just needs the fans to get behind it as a whole.
  6. I've never had the pleasure of Ryder's conversation. I avoid him like the plague on Twitter. The couple of blogs I did for them were sorted with Douglas.
  7. Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

    Aye, it's been a hearbreaking loss. I have to cobble together information from a load of sources. Here's my stats bookmarks Stats Football Squads Minutes Played ELO Ratings Expected Goals Soccer Stats Bootiful Game: Football Infographics EPL Opta Stats | Newcastle United FC Articles FootStats - Complete UK Football Statistics Analysis - League Tables Four four two Statszone Historical Domestic Results NUFC match history Soccer Base Squawka.com Statto Whoscored Transfermarkt Premier League Comparisons
  8. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8076779.stm
  9. Georginio Wijnaldum

    Toontastic scouts were on to him 4 years ago http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/22862-other-games/?p=897053
  10. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    I was making the same point 3 weeks ago maaan. Just updated it tonight https://twitter.com/bigchrisholt/status/895010093535817729
  11. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    How did you know? ...Oh, Ashley!
  12. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    I have it at £42m
  13. Game of Thrones - *SPOILER ALERT*

    Aye, that's what I mean, that's why the whole Stark sister storyline was such a pain when it used up valuable time. It seemed to result in Little finger's death only to give them something to do and provide them some tension, but he could equally have been ran over by a horse while out for a walk. The question of whether or not they are friends seemed completely inconsequential, throughout the season, when everyone else is teleporting about the place trying to sort out the fate of the world. Their entire journey for the season can be summed up by "Arya returned to Winterfell" She's still hard as nails. Her sister is still Queen of the North, despite not having nowt to do in reality but sit on her hands.
  14. 100% It's on Kodi in HD now too so we've watched it a dozen times in the house.
  15. Captain Underpants - loved it. Really really funny. Only 5 star film I've got in my list for 2017 so far. Also saw it at the Jam Jar cinema in Whitley bay which is excellent if you're closer to the coast than the Tyneside cinema, can't stand the multiplex and don't mind waiting a few weeks after the release date.
  16. Game of Thrones - *SPOILER ALERT*

    I enjoyed the scene. Not sure it was worth dedicating the Stark sisters arc to for the whole series though. I'd have preferred they spent more of that time on people travelling places. I'm the first to complain about all the walking in Lord of the Rings but the way people were teleporting all over in this series and using crows like mobile phones was a complete gear shift from the time investment put into previous seasons.
  17. 2016/2017 Predictions contest

    Every Match thread will have a poll where you can predict how many Newcastle will score and concede. 1 point for each that you get right. Max of 2 points per game, 92 points for the season. At Kick off, predictions will be summarised in the opening post in the thread (by @@The Fish - i've not spoke to him about it, but he'll like to do it so he can put it on his cv). Changing predictions is fine up to kick off, but changes/late entries not accepted after the summary post. Winner get's bragging rights, unless the demand for cash entry/prizes is overwhelming. Posting this in case people miss it in the Fulham thread. Feel free to use the rest of this thread to make other predictions. I forsee CT quitting the vape and getting back on the bines. Total Poster 7 scoobos 6 Dougle 6 ewerk 6 Kevin Carr's Gloves 5 @yourservice 5 Jintsay 5 OTF 5 Tom 4 Anorthernsoul 4 Ant 4 Happy Face 4 Howay 4 zico martin 3 acrossthepond 3 Ausman 3 barnabox 3 ChezGiven 3 Christmas Tree 3 David Kelly 3 gpirlo68 3 MiddleAgeCool 3 StoneColdStephenIreland 3 strawb 3 The Fish 3 tooner 3 trophyshy 3 wykikitoon 2 Holden McGroin 2 McFaul 2 Monkeys Fist 2 ohhh_yeah 2 Rayvin 2 Renton 2 rogerbarton 2 ToonMarshy 2 vimalraja 1 247 1 AJack 1 Andrew 1 angrysteve 1 Bryn5 1 Dr Gloom 1 Geordie1973 1 holycrosser 1 JonGoodwyn 1 Kitman 1 Monroe Transfer 1 PaddockLad 1 The Mighty Hog 1 TheGingerQuiff
  18. 2016/2017 Predictions contest

    au contraire. Hooked as ever. That's the problem! Telling the kids I couldn't play because I was writing up another meaningless/purposeless/transient/ineffective/timewasting paragraph on why terrorism isn't a religious statement but a political one. Can't have that. Once they're telling me to stop being so embarrassing I'll be more regular again. Not doing the predictions like. Said last year, Fish is welcome to enjoy people complaining about his scoring system & submission rules
  19. Game of Thrones - *SPOILER ALERT*

    I'm not saying one tit was THAT bigger than the other, but I reckon she couldn't avoid swimming in circles.
  20. Game of Thrones - *SPOILER ALERT*

    Thankyou. I knew I wouldn't be alone. Mrs HF rolled her eyes when i pointed it out.
  21. Porn Stats

    http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2014/jan/07/pornhub-porn-trends-search-terms-time Lot's of interactive tools and diagrams worth visiting for. Average length of a visitor from Newcastle 9:33 (2.1m visits) Average length of a visitor from Sunderland 9:27 (0.17m visits) They don't go to the football, they don't watch porn, and when they do they're premature. SMB.
  22. Rafa Benitez

    Lying to someone never keeps them sweet in the long run. If Rafa knew it he wouldn't have to name the owner as being the problem when it came to transfer delays. There's clear discord with Rafa and Ashley fighting each other to protect their own interests. Looks like rafa has won this round with Murphy though, so that's great news.
  23. Rafa Benitez

    Spot on. Never had a problem with it. Ashley makes his bed by lying to managers, rather than being able to bring them along with that vision. "Rafa, you'll have to sell to buy this summer, but in January and next summer, there'll be cash raining about you. You can see we gave McClaren £80m so there's evidence of this."

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