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I wonder how this has gone down on Wearside btw.

Say what you see, Chez; say what you see.

Class that like. As is anything that has Dexter Fletcher doing an American accent.

Had a couple of Lake Comos last night. Like Black Russians, only nicer.

That's J 6.5" to you.

Anyway, Baggio could easily top any been there / done that arguments J2O tries to make in regard to this.

i've said he's a cunt, I've said it's unacceptable and I've never used a racial slur in the heat of the moment, playing football or otherwise. Just in case that was aimed at a post you'd read and not just one of your trademark "I'm better than you" / straw man arguments of course

Your lass must like kebabs.

Jeremy Beadle had a big cock, but on the other hand...

Not that obscure really, disappointed tbh. I'd have included Percy Sledge's biography at the very least.

Great minds, eh?

And so is your cock.

I think that, while it's unpleasant, it's small fry in the grand scheme of things. I'd be delighted to see Terry get hauled over the coals for it but not because I think it's all that bad. I abhor racism btw but calling someone a 'black cunt' or whatever is being made out to be terrible by the media. I wonder how many black reporters there are at the likes of the Daily Mail (who tend to lead the charge for the moral highground).

Turned into a 'Kandy Raver' iirc.

Was that you? That was hilarious

Bubba Ho Tep - quite good actually, especially the banter between the main two protagonists, although it doesn't quite live up to the concept (Bruce Campbell / Ossie Davis as Elvis / JFK fighting a soul-eating mummy whilst being holed up in a nursing home).

And ignored me? Cheers.

I meant I'll check mine, cunt chops.

They're only following orders.

He told me he did. He didn't really back it up (beyond the usual 'macho' criticisms) which led me to conclude he hadn't read any. 'Macho' writers can be great anyway.

If Terry tries to bring Ferdinand's character into question (as was suggested he might) they should counter by showing footage of the former at this year's Champions League final.

Here's a tip: Check your facts next time. Because I will.

Aye, he was an entertaining wanker. Much like yourself. You can take that as a compliment btw. I've got An American Dream at home which I keep meaning to read.

Give it a go, like Constantin Stanislavski and a white bear.

I've only read The Naked and the Dead and The Fight by him. Worth reading because they're excellent and because Parky hates Norman Mailer (I'm assuming he hasn't read any of his stuff though).