Alex

The OP

Tell you what like, that EST / PST patter is hilarious

What a fucking idiot

Christ, “get your coat love, you’ve pulled” would’ve had more chance of working

Well, I'm better alone than in company

They don't know whether to stick or twist tbh

For relegation?

I was about to say, he's barely played for them this season he barely played for us and didn't play that much on loan at PSV (who decided not to take up the option to sign him). He played a good pass in a pre-season friendly though

Just trying to figure it out and I suppose she thought this was the least shit of the two options, hoping to get it out the way early in a Parliament rather than try and suppress it and have it come back to haunt her later

Massive politics geek who's never read a book

I think she's just completely incompetent but I guess her rationale was to head this off at the pass because the government is so weak.

And Sheringham was basically finished.

Saw that at the flicks. What a steaming pile of shite

Nice one, nice one, Sunderland

Zany y'all

Aye, the only thing they haven't tried is something they've recently tried twice.

That was my thinking really, not saying he could work miracles (or even definitely turn it around to the extent they stay up) but it's probably the best chance they've got.

Speaking of which, I was reminded of this likeness yesterday:

That's a lot of Haven holidays tbf

Agreed. Think he'd get the fans going in large numbers at first at least and that might help them to a couple of home wins. With the bottom of the league being so tight that could see them climb a few places and get a bit of confidence etc. I think whatever happens they're in a relegation fight until the end of the season but something like that could make all the difference.

What do you reckon is funnier? The article or the pic of Louise?