Alex

Ambleside is a really good base

Don't claim to know much about this sort of thing but I'd imagine HMRC would want any money owed to them and would prefer that without an expensive court case they may not even win. I'd guess there'd be some sort of fine imposed too and that would be about it. I think the idea of some huge points deduction is all the mackems have to live for at the moment and are willing it to be a realistic outcome

Spot on but the bit in bold in particular

Aye, absolutely kidding himself we're arsed there. Also taking comfort in that barely makes sense anyway given there plight. Funny how an intelligent bloke like him is still textbook mackem when it comes to us / football in general. And he wants rid of Grayson. Are they ever going to cotton on to the fact it's the players who are fucking gash and that's the problem?

I reckon thousands of fans hero-worshipping a paedo trumps one fan punching a horse like.

That's what it makes it so funny, the sincerity and utter delusion.

Aye, me too

Ant is seething

Only thing missing from that pic is some cheesy chips

They have the best victories

Forgot about that.

It was the Nigerian Sun. Really. I sort of wrote it under duress since I was more fair to him than I really wanted to be.

Duly noted

I didn't even get the credit!

Enjoyed doing that one about the Brazil side from Espana '82. Wonder if it's still kicking about anywhere.

I did an 'article', if you could call it that, for Newcastle-Online yonks ago about Obafemi Martins and a geezer from a Nigerian Newspaper added an intro paragraph and lifted the rest word for word. Apart from being quite funny I would imagine it's common practice amongst shit journalists (of which Ryder is obviously one).

And dawns

Yeah, I'm not even getting that excited. I just don't believe it'll happen.

Parky's mixing him up with Ben Kingsley. #theyalllookthesame

Love the novelty socks by the way. Perfect match for your tie

That was weird like. Don’t think I’ve ever had such mixed emotions over a goal

‘Greatest day of my life’ material

Posh btw