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  1. Coronavirus

    If I want to take my laddie football training at Wallsend BC I need to. Apparently. I’ll need to to scan the QR code as I go in. Although I’m not sure how they’ll enforce or police it. Just looking forward to being told I need to self isolate because someone’s tested positive
  2. Yes Gemmill...

    Just seen about that. Top class test and odi batsman. RIP
  3. Coronavirus

    That’ll delay your arrival at the Billy Mill roundabout
  4. Coronavirus

    CT’s fantasy shag iirc
  5. Coronavirus

    Denise Welch, Peter Ebdon, the homeless bloke claiming he’s buying SAFC and Nigel Farage all reckon there’s nowt to worry about so that’s reassuring
  6. Europe --- In or Out

    It’s what they voted for
  7. Europe --- In or Out

    No, Alan, you kernt
  8. Coronavirus

    I saw that on the rolling breaking covid news ticker. Straight out of Brass Eye
  9. Coronavirus

    And grandparents can look after kids. The latter are probably super spreaders and the former are at risk generally. But crack on so there’s childcare for workers
  10. Coronavirus

    The at table service only applies to licensed premises because the government’s had to clarify because they hadn’t thought about the one or two coffee shops and McDonald’s out there
  11. Coronavirus

    Aye, completely irrelevant waffle
  12. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Aye, you’re well ahead of the curve with that prediction
  13. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    He’s never fucking off social media trying to wind up fans
  14. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Spot on description. He’s so arrogant it’s untrue.
  15. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    Doesn’t mind smugly lapping up the headlines when we best shite like West Ham though. Not to mention that the expectations are lowered here to the extent that he’s under less pressure than most managers in the division
  16. Coronavirus

    Sorry to hear about your dad, mate. Awful news.
  17. Coronavirus

    To get people to spend money on fuel, coffee, public transport, sandwiches etc. Plus landlords can’t indefinitely charge money for empty office space
  18. Coronavirus

    As Nandy has pointed out, in the areas where they’ve already had the 10pm curfew in place it has been ineffective anyway.
  19. Coronavirus

    It’s all about the money. They’ve only said grandparents can look after kids so that people still go to work. But, if it’s like last time (and the government certainly appears to be repeating past mistakes) then it’ll do more economic damage in the long term anyway. Particularly to the hospitality sector they’re trying to protect.
  20. Other games 2019/2020

    It’s arguable the other player fouled him first.
  21. Coronavirus

    Exactly. And they’ll still probably do what they’re told at the next election, when the targeted Russian-funded ads and memes on Facebook tell them who to vote (or not to vote) for.
  22. Coronavirus

    There’s definitely a strong correlation between racists and anti-maskers like

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