Cairnsy

Heroin dealing Grandad on ITV haha!

RT @garabaCM: I'm a wannabe twitterfamous fag. #ChengeOut

There's genuinely #SAFC fans talking about challenging for the title in the near future. They've won two games...they call us deluded...

#IfWeWonTheLeague I'd still find something to whinge about. #pessimist #NUFC

Fair play to whoever hacked Fifa's and Blatter's accounts. That is the best use of hacking I have ever seen on Twitter.

Fuck it, I'll say it. The Russian National anthem is class. Hate me.

Always end up watching MOTD on BBC Wales cos I always end up missing the start of it in England.

Got to say @Fulhamareshit is my new favourite parody account.

Where was this guy when we needed him? Ivanovic should have took note. #Suarez http://t.co/jWPz6JuRrp

"I have played at Liverpool, I hav played in the Maracana, Boca Juniors but this is the best place in the world when you are winning." #NUFC

Hansen and Shearer obv having marital problems.

No Easy Way Out! #RockyIV

How many self implosions have we had this season? Sure our players get fined for crossing the half way line when we're winning #NUFC

I wouldn't be gutted if we sold Cabaye in the summer. Him and Sissoko can't play in the same team imo. May as well cash in on one of them.

Just want the match to hurry up so I can have something to whinge about. #NUFC