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RT @Bundesliga_GOAL: FEATURE: @achtzehn99's early season form is reminiscent of the club's good old days: http://t.co/gqQi97W6Yc

I've been to ROI a good few times, can I get a trial?

I've been charged with betting on football.

Why is it all First transport services try and force me to carry cash? I have a card. It isn't my fault your machine doesn't work.

Two tickets together for Airdrie. Who wants them?

Never thought I'd hear myself say the words 'Villa' and 'clinical' in the same sentence.

For the first time in forever, my chest (44.5) is bigger than my waist (43) and hips (43). Take that obesity.

In the name of all that is religiously vain, please tell Ally there's no money left!

Winning £125 off a friday night accumulator it's made all the sweeter when Arsenal Sarandi's Caraglio seals it from 40 yards in the 91st

This Partick-Hearts game has the standard of a game in League 2 (the real one) at best. Morecambe would more than match either team.

RT @FCUnitedMcr: We've exactly 2,300 co-owners for the new season. Massive thanks for your support. ... http://t.co/4vGI4U4KOm

I forgot how much of a raving homo Kaa from Jungle Book is

Yaaaaas @virginmedia I take it all back. X

Scotland did very well tonight, Miller's goal was superb. Control, body shape, turn and finish - excellent.

Unplanned double date with @kirsteenmac @Emii_Everlong & @kenneeeeee #KickAss2