BallstheCat

#ff @henkpfister Absolutely the furthest out on my list

#nufc making things easy for #safc with injuries and suspensions...

.@boggenstrovia Thank you Rob. This is good. I like this http://t.co/6UDjND3SDi

.@CaulkinTheTimes did you happen to read my blog “The Last Samurai - in defence of Paolo Di Canio”? It's been doing the rounds all week

.@Domino_Flyclops Taken steps to get them and their crappy game banned. Made a formal complaint because I'm civilised and those fucks aren't

.@KONECorporation needs to tell its selfish drivers @sainsburys Northumberland Park, N Tyneside operates a one-way system in its car park

.@officialUKMail needs to tell its insane delivery driver working in the N Tyneside area to slow the fuck down before he kills someone #fool

"We're building a prison society here." AWT #bbcqt

“Clean Up Woman” by @MsBettyWright is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/S5Wj4lFpJx

“If I Can't Change Your Mind” by Sugar is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/5i1PG37sOY

“Needles In The Camel's Eye” by Brian Eno is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/BlN0rTYiUH

“Ooh ah, ooh ah, ooh aarrr” - international talk like pirate fucking day.

“Pusherman” by Curtis Mayfield is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/cqClsOaYqS

“The traditional repository of the protest vote” #LibDems

All football fans talk a heap of shite about their own clubs which have all been a heap of shite at one time or another. #heapofshite

An Australian Shakespeare Company is unthinkable? I mean, imagine the confusion?

Battered ego on toast please. Two slices.

Cup competitions are not a priority says #nufc, so I'm going to spend the cup ticket money on beer. And #safc think they've got problems.

Dear @BBCSport http://t.co/aWAHuNUTT8 It's 'different from'. I know this because you taught me.

Détente #GardenWars

Domino playing old gits dominate. Young couple and baby slip quietly out. This country is fucked. Old enough to know better too #uncivilised

Eggs and dairy products come from exploited and abused animals. So much unnecessary suffering for a pointless pile of profiteroles. #GBBO

Excellent http://t.co/pj3OZw5ItW

Except me

For millions of animals, your jolly Christmas celebrations are the source of considerable and unnecessary brutality... RIP #RoytheTurkey