BallstheCat

“Needles In The Camel's Eye” by Brian Eno is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/BlN0rTYiUH

If you 'hic' just before burping "Bollocks", it sounds like Sissy Spacek might've sounded burping "Bollocks" in Straight Story. In my mind.

RT @profanityswan: The #MOTD2 recap. #silkpurse #sowsear #possiblynotasilkpurse http://t.co/Mu5GYbphkl

RT @LilythePurr: Dear Twitter ~ Grace http://t.co/i4a3Tvdpbs via @wordpressdotcom

“The traditional repository of the protest vote” #LibDems

I came to defend Di Canio, not to praise him. The evil that little, shit, doesn't go like that does it?

Trying to bum a ticket next to Paolo here #safc v #nufc http://t.co/8ntlcalUqi

They agreed to the pruning of the offending branches and introduced me to their daughter, Portia who would be handling things from here.

Is it too much to ask for the chance to walk down the tunnel with PDC on derby day and onto the field to and blow kisses to my #safc fans?

RT @henkpfister: I assumed all those #ioS tweets must be about Lebedev plans for a Sunday i. The reality is even less exciting than that.

“Ooh ah, ooh ah, ooh aarrr” - international talk like pirate fucking day.

RT @duncanwellaway: Please retweet if you like this film and want the BBC to screen in November 2014.http://t.co/IxPylEpa0G#lettersofserv…

.@CaulkinTheTimes did you happen to read my blog “The Last Samurai - in defence of Paolo Di Canio”? It's been doing the rounds all week

"We're building a prison society here." AWT #bbcqt

RT @profanityswan: @HarryFlowersOBE @auralgloria I'm just finally properly getting into Steely Dan. It's arguably the best thing about my l…

Listening to 'The Last Ship' before the 'garden' meeting with Portia this morning. Unsure how it'll affect the tenor of the conversation...

.@officialUKMail needs to tell its insane delivery driver working in the N Tyneside area to slow the fuck down before he kills someone #fool

#ff @henkpfister Absolutely the furthest out on my list

There’ll be a shitload of fat bastards singing to Stevie Bruce that he gets his suits from Jackamo today #NUFC

Garden Wars have begun. My secret weapon is wearing that grim, determined look which next door's lawyer daughter Portia really ought to fear

RT @boggenstrovia: @BallstheCat You might like to note I have written a brand new article on Espionage and Spying on Television at http://t…

Where can I find an on-line application form? #safc

All football fans talk a heap of shite about their own clubs which have all been a heap of shite at one time or another. #heapofshite

There was less fuss in Milan when #Mussolini was hung upside down on a meat hook from the roof of an Esso gas station and spat on. #DiCanio

The next #safc managerial appointment will be a mistake