NigelFarage
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Listen, Son. I am the fucking gaffer and you've got to deal with it or you can fuck off to your class traitor, paedophile board, set yourself away!
Who did you vote for Junior & why are you ashamed of it?
I can't take anyone using the logic: "not left-wing so must have voted UKIP" seriously.
Take that as a lesson, sunshine. You want to engage someone in a political discussion? Then act like you have something to offer.
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You do realise that the length of time a thread has existed for is not suggestive of it being immensely important, right?
In fact, often it's the complete opposite, as when a thread here gets too big, a fresh one is started to avoid too much clutter. That your club's thread has been running on here for years is actually indicative of how little we care about you because everything we care to mention about you can be contained in one thread without any bother. Yet, over on rtg there threads about our players, threads about our managers, threads about our games. Here, though... just one thread.
Sometimes a moron shows up, like yourself, but, for the most part, this thread is just a place to store a sample recording of mackem stupidity.
Not sure what to make of the pathetic/obsessed/??? whatever else you said comparison. Words are interesting, but actions are more so. You're here, posting. I never post on rtg or any other mackem forum. In fact, I hardly post in this thread to discuss you lot, I wouldn't dream of going elsewhere to do it.
You would. And do.
That's pathetic.
I only popped in to say it was good while it lasted and thanks for the memories.
Should have known that the Geordie lot couldn't take it in the spirit of old times and gentlemanly combat.
On the plus side, many of you appear to be at least semi-literate which has been mildly surprising and I tip my hat to the education system in that even on Tyneside the country is producing people who can string a couple of sentences together. Short on logic mind you, but steady improvement is commendable.
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Listen kid, get your cards on the table.
Who did you vote for?
Kid? Fuck me, the gaffer has spoken.
None of your fucking business, dickhead.
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You're one of Sunderland's UKIP lads aren't you.
Jesus.
More nonsensical Geordie logic. "Not left-wing so must vote UKIP".
You can't really be that idiotic, surely?
And, I suppose it's a sign that you don't have anything worth talking about so take the default position of resorting to whatever it was that you just posted. Out of idle curiosity is there any fucking point to you posting on a message board?
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"We're obsessed", coming from a guy spending an enormous amount of his time on our forum.
And it's not just him. Right now: "8 members, 39 guests". That's 39 mackems. There are heaps of them spending huge amounts of time reading our one and only thread about them, which accounts for god knows how many of the views and posts in this thread.
Yet, we're obsessed? Righto.
As your own poster said, this thread has been running for years. That's years of investing your energy in us.
Personally, I don't think you are obsessed. I think you're tragic. Desperately, desperately kidding yourselves that we're nothing without you, even when it's pointed out that we're quite looking forward to the new season and seeing what the summer brings in terms of signings - whether or not you lot are here with us is no more than a source of amusement.
I think it appears to be obsession on your part because of your desperation to convince yourselves you have more importance than just another second division club languishing in the lower leagues, but my estimation is it's tragic rather than an obsession.
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I can speak for myself and I have. (See previous post. Sunderland are class traitors and by the sounds of it so are you)
The perpetual class war takes place everyday and if you're so thick you can't see that you're not worth talking to.
Newcastle United obsessed and thick as mince.
Typical left-wing fool. Everyone is too stupid to see your reality. You must see the irony of your 'caring, sharing, equality' philosophy, well I say philosophy but on reflection I mean self-serving illusion; when actually you think everyone else is a pack of idiots who could never match your towering political intellect.
Problem is it is you and your political ilk who lost the argument.
Class war my back shute - every fucker is too busy watching Netflix and eating pizza to give a shite about your class war.
History has proven that the left is a pack of power mad lunatics who whenever they've had the opportunity to govern any country have lurched from mass murder, kidnap and holding an inordinate amount of files on people at one extreme; and at their very best have managed to achieve cronyism, waste and inefficiency.
The left has had their chance and they have not and never will deliver, because ultimately centralised power is not healthy.
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Having recently attended the unveiling of Sherburn's new banner & having listened to a speech by Ian Lavery on the history & future of The Durham Miners association It isn't a conservative one I'll tell you that.
I also visit an ex Durham miner in his 80s who's still
A member & im fairly sure he'd regard you as a know nothing idiot - like I do.
I didn't ask for Ian Lavery's opinion or that of an 80 year old.
I asked for your opinion.
Can you not speak for yourself?
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Aye, Jonny Come Latelys these mackems. Thick as fuck, bitter as fuck & they've no clue of their own history. (Or those of the Durham Miners).
So what exactly is the history of the Durham miners?
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I love this second division club jibe - obviously from cunts not alive in 87/88.
Not only was I alive I spent a lot of time following SAFC around the country that season.
On the other hand, it may have escaped your notice but this is not 1987. This is 2016 and as it stands SAFC are a top flight club, unlike our local rivals.
Why is it that nothing you lot post follows any sort of logic? I'm almost convinced you're all on some serious mind bending drugs, the only other possible option is that you're one person with multiple accounts and that person is posting from inside Broadmoor's wing for irretrievably brain damaged but harmless lunatics.
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The arrogance man
why are you spending your life on a mag forum to tell us that we are a nothing club and that you don't care about us?Firstly, I'm only repeating what your own posters are saying: apparently Stoke are nobodies, you don't think you're any better than them, which makes you nobodies. Not my words, I'm simply agreeing.
Secondly, only in your world, and you lot are prone to hyperbole (the Geordie Nation, the Messiah, King Kev and so on); would a few posts on a message board constitute 'life'.
Thirdly, I do care about you to an extent. You're our local rivals. But, as it stands hostilities have been suspended because we have bigger fish to fry.
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That bit we'll agree on, it's the same for us re: Townsend as it increases the likelihood he'll stay.
I agree he is taking Rashford over Sturridge because of injury concerns (well founded ones to be fair) I was meaning his reasoning for taking Rashford over Defoe. If England had a shot at winning the tournament I'd have taken Defoe as the 3rd/4th striker.
England has absolutely no chance whatsoever of winning that tournament.
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You're completely taking what he said to fit your agenda you fucking idiot
He never once said we were better than Stoke
He did say: "Stoke are nobodies".
So, if you're not better than them then the inference is that you're nobodies.
Tell you what, tip of the hat for your honesty - and the other poster's.
Finally we have an acknowledgement that you're nothing - just another second division club with not much to look forward to.
In your own words: "nobodies".
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Nah, utter utter rubbish. Kane is top drawer and Vardy has had a class season where he has been a quality finisher, if Defoe had went he'd have been 3rd or 4th choice and rightly so he's not in their class.
I wouldn't have been opposed to Defoe going but what you've said there is fucking rubbish, he picked Rashford over Defoe as he clearly sees him as one for the future and wants to give him experience which to be fair is similar to a lot of the squad. England wont win the Euro's so he may as well take younger players and get them used to playing with each other and in tournaments.
He picked Rashford because he doesn't fancy Sturridge to stay fit.
We'll have to disagree on the Defoe thing.
As I say though, better for us as he gets a summer to concentrate on SAFC.
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Did I say we were better than them, you fucking bulls Clem?
Go back and read your own post. You said: "they're nobodies", the implications being obvious.
Not only do you lot talk shite, you can't even remember what the fuck you're posting.
There must be some sort of deep malaise at Newcastle because the owner's a fucking idiot, the players don't give a fuck and the fans are gibbering wrecks who think they're Barcelona and can't remember what they posted 30 seconds earlier.
Then we have the full kit idiot with his Man City flag and odd shoes.
Something the matter with this lot. They're not normal.
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The bald fucker who turned up at sos for the england game with 'y no defoe' on the back of his heed in lipstick was my favourite....
Seething mackems on twitter that Defoe wasn't called up but Townsend was
Personally I would have taken Defoe.
I understand his limitations. He's coming towards the end of his career now and probably never was an international class player. That said, that goal he scored in Poland - there are few strikers in England over the years who could have done that given the space he had to work in.
But, Hodgson doesn't have a lad who'll sniff around the 6 yard box. Vardy, Kane, Sturridge aren't that type of player; so perhaps Hodgson has limited England's options. At that level you'll get one chance come your way against the better teams and I'd back Defoe to take that chance over some of the other players he's taking.
Either way, couldn't give a fuck as not that interested in England and better for us in that he'll get a break over the summer.
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Stoke, man.
Yes they are a well run club. So fucking what? They're nobodies, they're a game nobody looks forward to. Just like you lot outside of Derby games.
You're on a Newcastle message board continually telling us nobody cares about us. I think I know someone who cares.
Your craic is fucking lifting, do us all a favour and stick to posting about NUFC with your FTM cronies elsewhere.
Ha! Stoke top 10 outfit and you still think you're better than them.
Any wonder that you're laughing stock?
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Our accent?! Fuck me, heard it all now.
'Geordie' is struggling to get out of the 6th century. Completely indecipherable and there are tribes in the most impenetrable forests in South America who can lay a better claim to speaking English than Geordies.
It's like listening to a few startled baboons chattering away to each other. None of it makes any sense and sounds even worse.
Ugly fuckers an arl.
Remember the 1-0 Defoe match and was in the North Stand and looked up scratching me heed - it was like the ugly squad had hand picked 'em.
And that idiot in the full strip. He actually went to the bother of making a flag about Man City winning the cup. Didn't he have odd shoes on as well?
Fucking hell.
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They are inbred cunts, there should be something done about their accent as well. It’s a big place Sunderland, nearly 1% of England’s population is a mackem, yet successful mackems are few and far between. Kate Adie is probably the most famous in the last 100 years. The fact is no one has a good chance of making it big with a mackem mentality/accent. That is a fact. I’m not saying it to be controversial neither. It truly is Loserville. It has the lowest life expectancy in Western Europe as a city over 250,000, it’s an embarrassment on human nature. Something should be done, because they should grow up with the same chances as everyone else but they’re drawn in to a world of depression, mediocrity and ill health
Our accent?! Fuck me, heard it all now.
'Geordie' is struggling to get out of the 6th century. Completely indecipherable and there are tribes in the most impenetrable forests in South America who can lay a better claim to speaking English than Geordies.
It's like listening to a few startled baboons chattering away to each other. None of it makes any sense and sounds even worse.
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There's such a thing as Mararet Byrne looking at the Whatsapp messages he was sending a 15 year old school girl in May 2015 too. There's also basic HR policy which would dictate anyone coming into contact with children being held up on charges of statutory rape would be placed on gardening leave.
And apropos Socialism and class war you're talking absolute fucking shite and anyone with half a brain could tell you Sunderland betrayed their fans.
Anyway it sounds like you'd excuse your football club of literally anything. Awful club, awful people from top to bottom.
That makes absolutely no sense as per usual, lacks any sort of insight and amounts to "Sunderland betrayed their fans".
Can anyone decipher this shite?
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Definitely struck a nerve when it came to Durham minors!
He's an ex-footballer who committed a crime and is being punished for it. And that's about it.
It's in the past for us, but not for you because as a second division club you need these things to give yourselves something to cling to.
Let's see what we have so far: "without us the Mackems have nothing", "Mackems support child abusers", "No one gives a fuck about Sunderland".....
See the pattern? fans of second division club desperately clinging to their top flight local rivals.
It's over, pal. We have different concerns now. We will meet again but until then you're off our radar and you need to concern yourselves with your second division rivals. No use clinging onto our coat tails in the hope it gives you a sense of importance.
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I think if you actually leave the region & speak to people they aren't "laughing" and they'd rather we came back up quickly. However these are really people not internet people.
Generally people would rather Sunderland went down. A team who are perpetually shit and pointless, who are famous for Newcastle (which is where they stay for the away day, obviously)
I wouldn't call Sunderland a laughing stock per se, one can at least derive some joy from a laughing stock.
Frankly the way Sunderland have behaved is disgusting, firstly the Adam Johnson issue whom everyone at the club knew was guilty from the top level down - but you supported him because your premier league money depended on it and that's all that counted and you wouldve been relegated without him. Singing he shags who he wants about a paedophile football player is considered a little infra dig on Tyneside but you lot celebrated him.
In addition, for the way they treat the Durham Miners over Di Canio Sunderland are class traitors.
The list goes on really, hounding out every manager after a few month to rely on the new manager bounce, your classy owner wearing a "FTM" badge tells you everything about the mentality of the fans & ownership.
I'd rather watch Newcastle play Sunday league than be a mackem.
On the Adam Johnson point: perhaps the law is a concept with which you're struggling to get to grips.
In English law there are concepts such as: Habeas Corpus, Due Process, Innocent Until Proven Guilty, Trial by a Jury of Peers.
What all of this means is that until anyone is proven guilty he or she has a right to live a life as anyone else would.
I personally supported his right to live his life like anyone else until found guilty or otherwise in a court of law. Once found guilty then that was that.
Only in your malnourished brain could you turn this into: "Mackems supported a child abuser". You fucking fanny.
On the Durham miners point. I come from a family of Durham miners, and believe me the Durham miners were anything but socialists. They were pretty much conservative by nature - with a small c - the sort of people who were happy as pigs in shit with a walk along the beach and the simple life, which at any cursory glance at history would suggest the opposite of Liberalism and everything it stood for.
Di Canio was obviously a political fucking fool but so are idiots like that bloke fronting himself as the spokesman for the Durham miners. They're all power mad and as bad as one another, but no doubt you think there's still a class war going on so anything left-wing must be good. The Durham miners and many other workers in County Durham actually despised the unions because they were forced to go on strike over the years and the unions actually handed out a lot of work according to who was with them - woe betide those who stood up for themselves because the so-called benevolent unions made sure you were an outcast in the event you dared to say what they were doing was wrong and underpinned by a lust for power.
Class war mate eh? If you knew what you were talking about that would be a good start.
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'Here you are, second division club and you still actually believe that other football fans give a fuck about you :lol:'
Where has anyone said that?
Read back through the thread man: "no one gives a fuck about Sunderland". The implication being that you're somehow the topic of football conversations up and down the country.
Absolute fucking arseholes with no brains and an inflated opinion of yourselves.
No one cares man, apart from a cheap laugh on a slow Monday night before work!
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Sunderland are a slightly larger version of stoke. 'Really looking forward to the Sunderland game, dad!' Said no kid ever outside the region. Nobody gives a fuck about the club outside the north east. Nobody.
You're wrong there, mind.
Stoke is a good club. Well ran and got themselves into a top 10 position, got some good players and a few good buys and they could be pushing for 7th. Much better ran club than us over the last 10 or 15 years. Fair play to 'em, proper working class club having their day in the sun.
You lot on the other hand. What a fucking laughing stock. Here you are, second division club and you still actually believe that other football fans give a fuck about you
Only in your collective over-active imagination fuelled by too many vitamin C drinks.
Everyone's laughing at you man. If that's the sort of attention you want then it's the wrong sort of attention, but given your collective IQ this is completely lost on you lot.
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It's one thread that's years old man! Literally more than 50% of the threads on smb recently have been related to us.
The worst it's ever been though was when shearer missed his penalty against partisan in the CL qualifier. At one point, all but one thread on the smb front page was about us.
Some people say we're as obsessed as each other. Simple empirical evidence shows this isn't remotely true. I doubt there is a club anywhere in the world more unilaterally obsessed by their neighbours. Care to disagree ISDC?
Aye, you're collective mind is so much on us a thread on Sunderland can run for fucking years!
Just another second division club which every emotional sadist from here to Plymouth is laughing at.
Everyone knows how special you think you are and that's what makes it so fucking funny.
Maybe see you in a few year wankers
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Mods, ban this fool. He's a gibbering wreck who thinks he's in a class war and thinks he owns a 'banhammer'.
That's over and out from me.
See you in a few year.
In the meantime enjoy your stay in the lower regions courtesy of Sunderland.