Tdansmith

2d Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies—two in the front seat and three in the back—eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?” “Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.” “Slower than the speed limit?” she asked. “No, sir. I was doing the speed limit exactly… Twenty-two miles an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police Officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the Officer for pointing out her error. “But before I let you go, ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time,” the officer asks. “Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119.”

Saw a local council worker deliberately stamp on a slug this morning! I said what did you do that for? He said “it’s been following me around for 3 weeks!

Sky willing an Arsenal win here. The next weeks advertisements are banking on it.😂

11 goals in two games wasn't too shabby tbf.

"Absolutely appalling. We have an 18 year old kid who is using the club as nothing more than a career development choice as a stepping stone" https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/jobe-bellingham-bigger-than-the-club.1632013/ 😂

Real Madrid 1 up v Man city

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The top comment in that article. "Sukma Klems would have been creaming his kecks for a minute at the thought of them leaving." I don't know who he is on about, but it sounds funny 😂

The latest comments... "He is a good player and a horrible bastard.Hope he snaps his leg and misses out on the euros" "Shouldnt be allowed to represent two nations at once" They really are well named...sad mackem bastards !

Dune: Part Two Brilliant

I’ve just been notified that I have failed my RAF written entry exam. It seems that the bomb bay doors are not an Indian tribute band, after all.

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Villa hit the post ! Then a crackin' save from the Villa goalie. Good game.

GET THE FUCK IN !!! FUCK YOU HORRIBLE SCOUSE TWATS !

Crystal Palace defending has been very good. Hang on Palace hang on !!

7 mins...or till Liverpool score 2

Howay Crystal Palace !

Rangers fucking up big style today !

😂 This bloke needs help.

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That thread is wonderful. The bitterness is a joy to read along with the many, many comfort blankets they have made up😂

Closest race for top two for ages ! 1st Leicester 88 2nd Ipswich 88 3rd Leeds 87 all played 42 games

Leicester trying their best to fuck promotion up 0-1 to Plymouth