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Tdansmith

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  1. Jonathon Ross was arrested this morning for stealing kitchen utensils. He said it was a whisk worth taking.
  2. 😂 This mackem whopper.... https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/i-honestly-dont-want-us-to-go-up-this-season-or-any-season.1627594/
  3. Watching Lyon v Nice good game so far. Lyon look much better these days and I'll be looking towards backing them in the future games.
  4. A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, he finds an ad for “Bear Removers.” He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. “What are you going to do?” the homeowner asks. “I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage at the back of the van.” He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. “What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner. “If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.”
  5. Aberdeen 0-3 Motherwell (26mins) Aberdeen 3-3 Motherwell ( 50mins) Sounds like a great game.
  6. Happy birthday wor Kev.
  7. Adam Pearson scores for Huddersfield against sunderland😂 ok his first name isn't Adam
  8. Man City being nice and letting Copenhagen have a goal to make it 1-1, but just for a laugh. 2-1 up now.
  9. A woman who suspected her husband of cheating concocted a clever plan to confirm whether her suspicions were true. One day, the husband called his wife and let her know his boss had invited him on a fishing trip in Canada with some friends. The man told his wife he thought he should go, as it would be a great move for his career. When his wife agreed to let him go, he asked her to pack a bag for him, as he and his boss would be leaving for the trip directly from the office. He asked her to pack his new blue silk pyjamas, specifically. The wife knew something was odd about the trip from her husband’s request, but she packed everything he asked for and had it ready for him to come pick up on his way to Canada. The husband returned home after a week and his wife asked if he had a good time and if he caught any fish. “You bet we did! We caught pike and walleye – tons of fish!” he told his wife. “We spent all day out on the lake and had fish every night for dinner. It was fantastic.” The husband then mentioned his wife forgot one little thing. “You forgot to pack my pyjamas, like I asked,” he said. “No, I didn’t,” his wife replied. “I put them in your fishing box.”
  10. "Fuck em, they aren't English anymore" 😂 yet another thread about NUFC https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-united-saturday-evening-fixtures.1627142/
  11. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nottingham-forest-v-nufc-ko-17-30-sky-sports-main-event-sky-sports-premier-league-sky-sports-ultra-hdr.1627084/page-22 Our match thread...on a mackem forum 🤣 is going down the usual route with the usual posters. It will be moved very soon. Fuckin' sad mackem bastards !
  12. The mackems match thread about our game will be in the secret forum asap seeing that we have won and the usual jealous crap posted.
  13. "The whole world will support us" 😂 Should be...."The whole world is laughing at us"
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