Tdansmith

Real Madrid 1 up v Man city

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The top comment in that article. "Sukma Klems would have been creaming his kecks for a minute at the thought of them leaving." I don't know who he is on about, but it sounds funny 😂

The latest comments... "He is a good player and a horrible bastard.Hope he snaps his leg and misses out on the euros" "Shouldnt be allowed to represent two nations at once" They really are well named...sad mackem bastards !

Dune: Part Two Brilliant

I’ve just been notified that I have failed my RAF written entry exam. It seems that the bomb bay doors are not an Indian tribute band, after all.

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Villa hit the post ! Then a crackin' save from the Villa goalie. Good game.

GET THE FUCK IN !!! FUCK YOU HORRIBLE SCOUSE TWATS !

Crystal Palace defending has been very good. Hang on Palace hang on !!

7 mins...or till Liverpool score 2

Howay Crystal Palace !

Rangers fucking up big style today !

😂 This bloke needs help.

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That thread is wonderful. The bitterness is a joy to read along with the many, many comfort blankets they have made up😂

Closest race for top two for ages ! 1st Leicester 88 2nd Ipswich 88 3rd Leeds 87 all played 42 games

Leicester trying their best to fuck promotion up 0-1 to Plymouth

"This is so weird. They actively support your biggest rivals. They want nothing to do with you."😂

A World known Wasp expert hears that a copy of an impossible to get vinyl 12” of wasp sounds is available to purchase in London so make the trip half way around the World to buy it… turning up at the record store, he asks the salesperson to play the record so he can check it for quality. Anyway, after a few tracks the Wasp expert has become enraged at the waste of time given that the recording is not of rare wasps as he had been told. He is an expert and knows his stuff! Shamefaced, the salesperson checks the record and concludes that he had played the Bee side instead.

A man and his wife were having some problems and giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realised he’d need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper: “Please wake me at 5 a.m.” The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9 a.m. and he’d missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and scream at his wife when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed that said: “It’s 5 a.m. Wake up.

PSG 2 Barcelona 3, some game that.