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Thought it might have been a typo like!!! Haha!

Thanks, just what I was trying to say myself really! And thanks for thinking I am nice

Hiya! I didnt know you were registered on here. Or at least I forgot! How are ya?

Well I'm not bloody lying. Its not in my nature to lie.

1. I am 22 2. I am female 3. I am not a fat bastard 4.Its not my fault there was a furore on N-O when I joined it. So a lass joins a forum, big frigging deal!! 5. Gemmill is funny 6.I am not an "it" 7.Dunno what the big deal is about me, there are other lasses on here too! 8.How old are you like Snakehips? 80-odd? 9.Fed up with being accused of being male. Girls can be on forums too! :lol: And catmag, please hurry up with my Gemmill badge

That one was painfully bad!! Where do you get them, from your own head?

It took me a while to work that one out. But then again I am blonde

Aye because I laugh at anything. Just look at Gemmill, I laugh at all off his jokes!!

Wanna bet? And is that you in your avatar because if it is, you are very sexy with your wig and false tache on!!!

Now everyone else has said it.... THAT WAS SHITE!!!!!

See I don't mind admitting my weaknesses

I find Gemmill's comments most amusing. Does no one else? Maybe I am just weird to find Gemmill so funny.

Hilarious thread!!!

I'm trying to get better, I know I am pretty shitty at it at the mo though! I don't like a couple of the games anyway so won't be playing them again

What a lovely comment from Gemmill and so early in the morning too, now thats dedication for you! Unless the pie shop was open early this morning!

You poor bugger, sounds like she's a crazy chick who's really got it bad for you!! Tell her to get lost and that you don't fancy her. Lots of women are more pushy than men now (and before any of you lot start with the smart comments, I am NOT one of them!! ) and my male friends all complain about CRAZY females who they don't fancy being very pushy with them and they don't like it. Although some of you lot on here would probably find it cool!! I did laugh at you on the bus though without your contact lenses! I know how that feels, I can't see a bat without my lenses or specs, so I would have ended up in the same situation! I wouldn't have chucked my lenses out like when I didn't have my specs with me.

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great time!

Same here. Chances are we'd do it better than the men who are too busy ogling scantily clad women, drinking beer, eating pies and watching football! Oh aye!!!

I prefer it when the clocks go back actually, its just a nuisance having to change every single one of them in the house!

My bra size is generous Up in the C cup range.

I do know things and I can do them FACT. I know more about things than most of these effeminate, limp wristed nancy boys these days who cannot even wire a plug properly. Most of them are frigging useless these days and are constantly bloody drunk....so therefore even their sexual performance is SHITE.

Oh aye, I remember. But don't make it common knowledge!!!

when was the last time you fitted a lightbulb? Last week and I know how to change a lightbulb in a lamp!

Aye, you get these men told that us girls are not useless at all! I know loads about DIY and other things that men think us girls are useless at!! to the boys!

You do sound somewhat dim Padders. You really shouldn't have asked