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Jusoda Kid

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  1. Never ever bow down to Employees, the job will still be there when your not - fact I'm unemployed at the minute
  2. When i was about 14 we were once wagging it from school and decided that Eldon Square would be a good venue to spend the day. Anyway one thing led to another and we soon had the security guards after us so we decided to do a runner out the doors becide Old Eldon Sq only one of my mates decided to try and run through the pane of glass next to the glass door, he hit it that hard he knocked his front tooth out and put a hairline crack in the glass, hence he got caught and the rest of us ran away pissing ourselves. He reckons it absolutely knacked of which i don't doubt for one minute. Can't stop laughing to myself now and it was 16 years ago
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    Milk

    Someone tried selling alcoholic milk in Australia (unsuprisingly) about ten years ago. Don't know if it ever took off. 9484[/snapback] It would be like Alien Nation
  4. Why the delay in kicking up a stink? Seems to me like you may have left it to long to ask. If you dig out the contract you'll probably find that it says somewhere else in it that if you fail to make a claim within the following 6 month after the year has passed you will miss out on the bonus payment, or they'll probably insert a clause especially for you stating that because he's family you don't qualify for it
  5. Wasn't that Makosi from Big Brother rattling on about Thrush........ I thought she was a blackbird
  6. Now thats what I'm talking about. Thing is though I always imagine birds of this calibre to not be dirty enough in the scratcher which makes them sort of pointless imo. Another thing is, there going to know there fucking gorgeous and therefore start limiting sexual favours for things, which is not a good predicament to be in.
  7. That wouldn't work, that fat fucka would probably drop her knickers and smother it. Probably end up like a controlled blast by the bomb squad. Fat slag!
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    Milk

    Ahhh, Milk my favourite beverage. Have about 2 pints a day of semi-skimmed, probably not good for you but I'm addicted. You can't wack an ice cold glass of milk and a Snickers. Even when i go to Mcdonalds or Burger King fuck the fizzy shite it's milk all the way. The only down side for me is it doesn't get you pissed By the way I'm not fat as fuck either and I've been drinking it in them quantities for the past ten years, bones like fucking iron as well
  9. Theres only one thing misssing from that house and thats a fucking Chip pan fire, with no survivors may i add. That would get them the publicity they all crave for, sad bastards.
  10. Fully agree, a bit overpriced maybe but i would have loved to seen him in a toon top
  11. Are you mad. For one he's done nothing for the past 2 seasons, he doesn't want to be here and all he cares about is his england career, if thats what you can call it. He's a pric and if they can get the sort of money there talking about they should snap it up and with a bit of luck he'll dissapear in the same way Jeffers did at Arsenal.
  12. If you want to quote, you click on the Reply button BELOW the one you want to quote. Otherwise just click on AddReply or FastReply at the bottom. I have no idea what the Quote button is for. 8690[/snapback] If you want to quote, you click on the Reply button BELOW the one you want to quote. Otherwise just click on AddReply or FastReply at the bottom. I have no idea what the Quote button is for. 8690[/snapback] So you can do this. 8702[/snapback] This!
  13. National Service my arse, the kids of today are past that. What's needed for the fuckas around wor way is vigilante squads going around beating seven colours of shit out of them, and their parents every time they do something out of line, that would sharp make them think twice before doing something daft and I'm sure the parents would make more of an effort to keep them on the straight and narrow after the fatha had taken a pasting and was eating through a straw for 3 months due to the actions of his sibling. You'll probably find in 95% of these problem child cases that the parents are professional shithouses and the kids are only following in their footsteps because they know no better. If they were to bring national service back the majority of them would just go awol when the going got tough so the whole thing would have to be run like a prison otherwise they would just fuck off and go on the run. Justice i say for failing to bring your kids up to show respect to others, in fact a quicker solution would be to shoot the fuckas and give all charvas the snip before they get the chance to sow their seed, there offspring wouldn't be missed
  14. www.ask.co.uk?? 8123[/snapback] Sceptic 8136[/snapback] You're a tax man, I know you know fuck all about specific heat capacity.... It's 10 years since I did A-Level Physics and I've having a job remembering it! 8245[/snapback] While were on Why don't fly's burn their feet when they land on a lightbulb? I know it's an old one but why don't they?
  15. 1. Go out for a meal = about once a month 2. Grab a take away = Every Sunday 3. Get Drunk = about 3 times a week 4. Exercise = Just my right hand 5. Eye up a member of the opposite sex = all the time 6. Take a holiday = abroad once a year 7. Buy a newspaper = Daily 8. Go overdrawn in your bank account = Occasionaly 9. Beep your horn = Rarely 10. Swear = Far to much
  16. He's fucking shite, end of story. Watched him on MTV the other night flashing his house and motors, he's got a good right to feel luck coz fuck knows how he's still playing PL football, personally i think it's because he's a local lad. I wish i could find out where he shits, Jammy Bastard!
  17. Patsy Kensit, Jill Gascoine (Gentle Touch), Chery Lunghi, Glynis Barber, all very tasty a few years back. Have to admit to having a thing for Michaela Strachan when she done the 'hitman and her' as well.
  18. Don't dance, don't get birds - fact. Met wor lass 1995, haven't danced since, other than in the house by myself Haven't been clubbing for a while, closest i get nowadays is Brighton Beach once a month, good night out!
  19. If he's getting paid them sort of wages both FF and the tash should be sacked.
  20. Might as well write him off for the winter months or get him some tights, fanny!
  21. Maybe she was just trying to get the cork out
  22. I bought an LG 17inch from E-Buyer 6 month ago and it's been spot on - £180 Just got this offer by e-mail: http://www.ebuyer.com/customer/products/in...d=86715&_LOC=UK
  23. treat the workers as you would like to be treat yourself tell them what you want them to do AND why - they will have a dozen bright ideas that will work you can't do it all yourself - and as long as its done properly, on time etc etc it doesn't matter they haven't done it the way YOU want to do it 6613[/snapback] Speak to people the way you expect to be spoken to and you'll have no problems, anyones a cunt with you make a note of it for a later date, you'll get your chance to pay them back ten fold
  24. Occasionly venture into the cluny but the last time i went there must have been a goth/punk night as the place looked like a bomb had went off the amount of shrapnel sticking out of various parts of peoples faces, it was enough to knock you off your babysham, prefer the tyne to be honest.
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