Dr Kenneth Noisewater

AF, I have no axe to grind with you, but you are making yourself look silly. Step away from the PC. Go for a walk, make some coffee, listen to some tunes, read the paper, have a conversation with a real person. When you come back to us you'll maybe see you've been a bit touchy.

Thanks to Cath (and Gol).

Can an I.T bod just go through this 'print screen' lark with me. I've got a print screen button on my keyboard but it doesn't seem to actually do anything. Edit: where did you get that pic Boyo?

HTL wants Dave Jones......FACT 91117[/snapback] Leazes wants Ron Atkinson......MADE UP

Toonraider's limbo-dancing display not appriciated by Northern Irish.

You're right, I would!

Mark Radcliffe - Radio 2 I've had a name-check two nights running

He's got a history of twattish behavior hasn't he?

Did anyone read the story on the back of this mornings Journal? Milner played questions about his return with a very straight bat.

That rules out all of us lot then

Andreas Möller Dennis Wise Christiano Ronaldo Roy Keane Robbie Savage Eric Cantona that'll do to start with...

Salary cap is the answer tbh. Wouldn't like to be the one trying to get the big clubs to agree to it mind.

Fleetwood Mac - The Chain The break in the middle that used to be the Grand Prix theme music in the eighties gives me a shiver.

Don't let AF see that 89520[/snapback] 89524[/snapback] To be fair, Cornwall doesn't actually have any cities 90088[/snapback] You forgetting the sprawling metropolis that is Truro?

Last ever issue of Smash Hits is printed this week And Space Raiders are still 10p

Same with Jon Obi Mikel.

Did you hear the story they were willing to let him go to Liverpoo for £9million on the last day of the transfer window?

Saw Malcolm's new short hairdo on Look North last night. He looks a right mentalist.

Happy Birthday SLP Have you had your birthday shower yet?

Pedro. End of.

More 'The Krankies' tbh.

Could have a decent, young, wide threat next season if Milner comes back too. From the little I've seen he seems to be doing the business at Villa.

I think she was referring to your last point, about getting better with pressure. You actually are an anorak though aren't you 90394[/snapback] I only remember once Senna fucking it up under pressure - Brazil '94 and even then they said the car was absolute dogshit to drive... As for the anorak thing, I've followed F1 since I was 4 so I have knowledge in it, yes.... 90398[/snapback] Didn't he also put a McLaren into the barriers, just before the tunnel enterance at Monaco once, whilst way out in front? Seem to remember rather than going back to the team garage he simply walked home to his appartment. The problem with 'greatest' is comparing eras. I would go for (in no particular order) Senna, Jim Clark, Tazio Nuvolari and Gilles Villeneuve (although I openly admit to bias on the last one).

Bah! Can't believe I've been working all day and missed not one but two F1 threads. Right: 1. Gilles Villeneuve - The most exciting pure racer I ever did see. Still my hero. 2. Jean Alesi - Another balls-out driver, sublime car conrol, absolutely electric in wet races. 3. James Hunt - Gentleman, playboy, sex addict and a Brit.