Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Man on Fire. Thoughly enjoyed it. Denzil is a mark of quality in my book, bit like Tom Hanks.

that has to be a windup 6627[/snapback] Why ? Are you a newspaper snob ? Fact is, Reade and Sadler know their football, and they aren't full of their own self importance like some of the others, no matter which paper they write for. For instance, do you think Henry Winter is good, just because he writes for a certain papers, or do you think he's just a self important prick ? 6631[/snapback] I like a lot of what Henry Winter writes but his one man mission to destroy Lee Bowyer is a joke. I'm not a fan of Bose but he does usually get to the fact of the matter (despite his Reid/Murray typo).

Nigella is awesome Jimbo

Sex is like Bridge; If you haven't got a good partner you'd better have a good hand.

Turning in. Catch you later dudes.

I bought thousands as a teenager (before the tinternet), I remember buying one was like a covert millitary manouver, was there a woman on the counter ? did I have the correct money so not to have to wait for change ? was there a cue at the till ? could I reach the top shelf ? 6220[/snapback] What difference do these things make anyway? Surely it's embarrassing whatever the environment? 6222[/snapback] It gets easier after the 4587th time.

I bought thousands as a teenager (before the tinternet), I remember buying one was like a covert millitary manouver, was there a woman on the counter ? did I have the correct money so not to have to wait for change ? was there a cue at the till ? could I reach the top shelf ? 6220[/snapback] Sounds very familiar

I fucking knew you would say that Its all about rites of passage. Buying first porn mag, first underage pint... happy days. 6171[/snapback] never bought one 6177[/snapback] You haven't lived son.

I'd forgotten he was still there.

And: Have you recently had an accident that wasn't your fault!!! 6203[/snapback] Ambulance chasers.

Kirstie Allsop "If she could see her way to giving my extension the once-over, I'd happily gazump all over her desirable frontage and original features."

I fucking knew you would say that Its all about rites of passage. Buying first porn mag, first underage pint... happy days. 6171[/snapback] Razzle? 6179[/snapback] Fiesta

I fucking knew you would say that Its all about rites of passage. Buying first porn mag, first underage pint... happy days.

If he has hamstring troubles he'll fit right in here.

One side of Redcar... ...and the other one.

Rough as a badgers arse.

Oakley are good quality and polarised lenses are good too- they block out reflections and glare, good for fishing, driving etc. If your after something fashionable look out for 'supra' frames (metal at the top, nothing or just a nylon cord at the bottom), thick heavy sides and 'flash mirror' coatings (a sort of half mirrored effect).

Ms. Liza Tarbuck

Bring back the Borderline Boilers thread! I nominate Liza Tarbuck.

Is it a straight swap or will money change hands?

Rumours are true Hoggy, heard it first hand from one of the Boro physios. Although as Jonny2J says he is supposed to be good with encouraging the young lads. But we're after a goal-hungry finisher, not a youth coach at the end of the day.

Weatherspoons are cheap but thats all they've got going for them really. They are always understaffed so you wait ages to be served, there is no atmos in most of em and the food is processed and plasticky. But damn it the beers cheap

Mmmm...Kirsty

Good pub that. Used to head out there on a sunday in my Bradford student days. Is The Skyrack still there as well?