Ayatollah Hermione

He’s just bought a house, he’s going nowhere but to Waitrose for his bait

Coventry absolutely robbed because Man Utd have sold their soul to the VAR devil. If we don’t demolish them in a few weeks, I’ll be livid. Coventry outplayed them for the entire second half and they still got away with it

I’m not going all the way over there, man. It’s just the worlds biggest collection of things that can kill you

Ewerk cannot reply as he’s busy buying new driving gloves

I think the PSG one rankles so much because they let an identical incident go without punishment 20 minutes earlier

Well, yes, I don’t think he’s imagining a career where playing for a mid-table Championship team is considering his peak

Seems like the games where VAR is active, it’s really fucking active. Look at that Man United/Bournemouth game. It’s not just one contentious decision, it’s one on top of another until it’s a lasagne of dogshit

Must admit like, between us still having January’s weather while we’re deep into April and the absolute collapse of the country as a whole, fucking off to the first decent country that will have me is looking mightily appealing

Never mind

It’s went under the radar (to me anyway) but I wouldn’t rule out Man City doing the treble again tbh

As someone who has to endure Metro Radio at work, I wish it was actually collapsing and not just renaming itself whilst still retaining its cavalcade of absolute fucking nonsense

Asking the two victorious Villa players questions about Arsenal Why would they give a shit if they “bounce back”? They’ve just pulled off a great away win and have their own Champions League push to think about

The Arsenal flat track bullies exposed again. Arteta didn’t know what to do, as he often doesn’t when things aren’t going to plan for him. He’s built a good side but they’re a long way off

Im hungover, what’s his excuse?

Emery sinking Arsenal is beautiful. If I were him, I’d be wanking like a lighthouse keeper tonight

Knowing us, we’ll follow up this tonking of Spurs by losing to Palace

Arsenal, man. When your luck is in

He’s the fucking man. Can’t wait to see him with a full deck, hopefully topped up with a bit more quality and a few more youth prospects on the cusp of a breakthrough.

Feels like the first weekend all season where things have went for us

Can hear Klopp’s Turkey teeth grinding from here

So, Cancun is a shit tip and head to Tulum and Xel Ha? Sounds alright to me. If anyone wants me in the first two weeks of September, I’ll be halfway through the cocktail list

If we’re fixing games, why wouldn’t we just fix it so we win every week and finish top?

That Man Utd penalty was scarcely believable yesterday and it’s even worse now. Took them all of 10 seconds to give them it but they had to forensically make sure Bournemouth didn’t get one back Insane bias

Also, Howe obviously kept all this lot fit and raring to go all season because he knew the injuries would pile up in the running. Great use of the squad IMO and TBH

Thought Krafth struggled in the last two/three outings but sometimes you need a run of games to get settled and get going. If Livramento is fit going into Palace, he has to play but today’s performance by Krafth shows that these fringe players need time to get up to speed. He’s, at worst, solid and if he went somewhere and played every week, he’d probably do well