Ayatollah Hermione

Cheers, lads. Still a bit all over the shop this morning but my productivity at work has improved tenfold, if nothing else

Not great today. My auntie died suddenly this morning and it’s knocked everyone for six. Ordered myself some scran because who gives a fuck in times like this. Heads absolutely pounding as well. Shite day

Klopp’s face It’s been an absolute shitter of a day and that cheered me right up

I went to the Fish Quay and, once more, got as far as Lowlights and had 3 1:1 scale pints

What’s possessed Jason Isbell to go to Stockton?! Was literally everywhere else fully booked?

I don’t believe he’s had an Erdinger in his life. Fraudster

I notice Howe can’t do right for doing wrong again. Not here mind but the bloke is on a hiding to nowt with some of our fans

Aye, this season has been an unholy hangover after last seasons heroics. Next year will hopefully be some kind of happy medium where we’re not getting booted in the balls every 90 minutes.

Danny Murphy is so resistant to the idea of our comeback, he probably thinks Kate Middleton is dead

4 minutes to try and clarify something that was impossible to clarify Clear and obvious error, obviously

They’d pay good money to see that in Amsterdam, you’re wasted

Talk of a back 3/5 tonight, it seems. Bring on the smash and grab

This got me in my sleep deprived state

I couldn’t care less about the Royals but, tbf to them, I’m actually intrigued by just what’s happening with this mysterious tart. Good plot twist

If the Spanish press told me water was wet, I’d struggle to believe them

McGeady Correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t his right foot for standing on?

Nick a goal, Sit deep, defend like it’s Paris all over again and pray the ref doesn’t lose his bottle in the face of overwhelming corruption this time

Picked for England when he’s injured Unbelievable

Tell that last bit to Roma and Spurs. See what they say

I agree and I’ve advocated to either switching to a 5 at the back or seeing out the season with the system we saw against Wolves. But, I’m pretty sure Howe has been given long term assurances about his job so he’s trying to implement this style now, hiccups and defeats be damned. And, you’d hope with the fixtures we have left that it’ll see us put poorer sides away but with Gordon missing (and potentially Barnes), I think it might be a continually frustrating couple of months and the questions are only going to intensify

Howe is setting them up the way he wants to go and the ones that can’t keep up will be gone, I reckon

He’ll start at the Euros and we’ll have to live with it

Not like Klopp to weaponise one bad ref decision to get the rub of the green for the next few games

Casemiro looked totally finished yesterday. Nice of him to have one last burst to deny us a cup last year though, the cunt.