Ayatollah Hermione

Asking the two victorious Villa players questions about Arsenal Why would they give a shit if they “bounce back”? They’ve just pulled off a great away win and have their own Champions League push to think about

The Arsenal flat track bullies exposed again. Arteta didn’t know what to do, as he often doesn’t when things aren’t going to plan for him. He’s built a good side but they’re a long way off

Im hungover, what’s his excuse?

Emery sinking Arsenal is beautiful. If I were him, I’d be wanking like a lighthouse keeper tonight

Knowing us, we’ll follow up this tonking of Spurs by losing to Palace

Arsenal, man. When your luck is in

He’s the fucking man. Can’t wait to see him with a full deck, hopefully topped up with a bit more quality and a few more youth prospects on the cusp of a breakthrough.

Feels like the first weekend all season where things have went for us

Can hear Klopp’s Turkey teeth grinding from here

So, Cancun is a shit tip and head to Tulum and Xel Ha? Sounds alright to me. If anyone wants me in the first two weeks of September, I’ll be halfway through the cocktail list

If we’re fixing games, why wouldn’t we just fix it so we win every week and finish top?

That Man Utd penalty was scarcely believable yesterday and it’s even worse now. Took them all of 10 seconds to give them it but they had to forensically make sure Bournemouth didn’t get one back Insane bias

Also, Howe obviously kept all this lot fit and raring to go all season because he knew the injuries would pile up in the running. Great use of the squad IMO and TBH

Thought Krafth struggled in the last two/three outings but sometimes you need a run of games to get settled and get going. If Livramento is fit going into Palace, he has to play but today’s performance by Krafth shows that these fringe players need time to get up to speed. He’s, at worst, solid and if he went somewhere and played every week, he’d probably do well

Would be bad news if they relegated us to the North East Heating Trades league and that would mean two derbies a season again

only 10 points off Spurs and they have to go to Arsenal, Liverpool and Man City. Villa are stuttering 👀

If Schar was 25/26, he’d be worth £80 million. What a fucking centre half and what a nightmare to replace he’ll be

Loved how his number came up straight away when they came together White wasn’t even out of his strides

The whole midfield looks totally re-energised with the returns of Barnes and Anderson. Can’t underestimate how much that had relieved some pressure on the rest of them. Helps that Isak is now fully free of the niggles. +17 goal difference is insane btw. Providing we don’t let Man Utd beat us down there, that could swing it

If this last five minutes is the best they can muster up, throw the kids on

Couldn’t live with myself. Bit like Van De Ven after this

In our half even. Fuck off

Van De Ven so fast that he plays the offside trap in his own half

Van De Ven is as quick as Usain Bolt but he was shit at football as well

Mind, wouldn’t it have been great to have this front three, Tonali in Longstaff’s role with Anderson getting more game time all season?