Ayatollah Hermione

I'm actually marginally interested in pinball machines because they have a certain cultural appeal and there is a genuine collector/devotee scene around it. You're finding bits of old pottery and piss farting about with dead pigeons like the world's shittest rag and bone man.

Italy are rubbish. Done.

Reckon time has been kind to Santon. Had a canny first season, was ropey at best or constantly injured during the rest of his time here.

Even if Williamson goes, we'll have four centre backs. Five, if you include Dummett. No chance another one comes in. I think we're more likely to see a left back or a winger.

what a story

I feel like metal detecting is what someone does 6 months before they're in the news for committing a series of violent murders. "We should have saw this coming" said one family member, "especially when he was so excited to tell everyone about that dead pigeon he found"

Can't even remember making that post and it was only during my break at work. So there you are, Fish, you have that over me. A working memory.

Hans-Jorg Butt needed a good kick up the arse

What part of it being funny to us eludes you? Oh, right

I literally can't fathom how an argument was sustained about Paul Dummett when the answer is that he's clearly rubbish in both positions

This is what Colback gets for celebrating the 0-3 three seasons ago.

I disagree. 1. They're good 2. Easy to digest 3. Spanners 4. Pizza 5. Hits for my great website

Barton as designated driver. I can just imagine him getting annoyed that Nolan and Carroll are shouting over The Smiths.

When you're so hungover that basic movement hurts, they're champion. I'd never eat them otherwise, I'm not CT.

Barton, Nolan and Carroll all back together, then. Wonder how much peeve the three of them put away over this season.

Aye, I get microwavable Mexican rice if I'm having fajitas or whatever. Saves some hassle. I use it for my Rustlers burgers when I'm hungowa as well like.

Don't put yourself down.

It's not our fault they've signed two dumplings at centre half and got their arses turned out.

Reckon we'll have a poor start and improve as the season goes on. Everyone who thinks Southampton will win and they're welcome to a jerry lawler attack on the senses

Bilic first manager to leave is the bet you want. He's fucking useless.

Celestine Babayaro and Stephen Carr. I had both flanks covered in 2006.

Like some people say; it's better to be sorry than safe.

Can't see Stoke finishing that high, like. They're getting a lot of praise but N'Zonzi, Moses and Begovic are away and Shawcross is going to miss the first few month of the season. Afellay is probably a better option than Moses but they could do with a good central midfielder.