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  1. The Tudors

    We've got the first series here in NZ. Not one to watch with your Nan really....
  2. Man held over bestiality claims

    Suspicions were aroused when he told his colleagues he liked to get stuck into some lamb every weekend
  3. Four More Players Needed

    Personally I think we need more than 4 quality players. We're short on depth right across the pitch
  4. Ipswich close in on Ameobi deal

    A good summary of his playing style
  5. we need a lot more mate. It alright saying there is a while to go yet, but the season kicks off in a month. "We're all DOOMED!"
  6. I'm very comfortable with the scenario that Anton Ferdinand has no interest in joining us and we have no interest in signing him. If someone suggests differently I'll stick my fingers in my ears and say lalalalalalalala until they go away. I'd certainly feel a lot more confident about beating WHU if he was playing for them rather than us.
  7. Other Clubs Transfers Thread

    Nice to see care in the community is still working
  8. The 'What would you have paid Aimar?' game.

    That could work for Owen too, 10p for every time he doesn't mention England. We'd save a fortune!
  9. I TOLD YOU YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME

    Kitty can we have more than one post a week ffs!?? Im not a SOOPAPOSTER either, does that mean I need to keep my mouth shut and talk only when spoken to? I've taken Kitty under my wing. * Screams and runs to hide in attic * I though you were more cellar. We all live in shacks in New Zealand
  10. The 'What would you have paid Aimar?' game.

    Maybe we could have offered him performance based pay? 30k basic 10k for playing more than Viduka 10k for scoring more than Smith 10k for beating more players than Duff 10k for giving less tedious interviews than Taylor 70k pw easy, innit?
  11. I TOLD YOU YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME

    Kitty can we have more than one post a week ffs!?? Im not a SOOPAPOSTER either, does that mean I need to keep my mouth shut and talk only when spoken to? I've taken Kitty under my wing. * Screams and runs to hide in attic *
  12. I TOLD YOU YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME

    Hilarious. Kevolution is a special individual
  13. Lampard on his way to Inter

    Frank Lampard + fresh pasta + cold Peroni = Tomas Brolin
  14. Imagine if this was Ashley

    When you read the bit about cash bribes in cake boxes, you can see why he was attracted to English football. Everyone likes a bit of cake, don't they?
  15. Director of Football

    I thought Wise was a surprising choice for the appointment. I thought it would be an older man, maybe even a Bobby Robson sort of figure, because they would have a wider network/contact book. I don't have a problem with it personally if it doesn't step all over the manager's toes.....it seems to work elsewhere
  16. The Geordie Vision...

    I'd settle for steady improvement....but then I'm an armchair fan
  17. Boycott the Sun

    I wouldn't wipe my arse on The Sun. It's not very absorbent, as I recall.
  18. Ashley's NUFC Income

    He's already running one business, he may not fancy running another for long. If he's offered the chance of a massive profit, he'll take it imo - he seems an opportunist kind of bloke. That said, who knows whether any of these stories have any substance.....
  19. What a bunch of absolute c**ts

    he got reported by the Messiah he's a very naughty boy Artificial intelligence. How very appropriate in your case

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