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Everything posted by sammynb

  1. General Random Conversation..

    The fact that you can name someone from Kajagoogoo other than Lamal shows how fucked up 2020 is!
  2. Oh, look - another cunting game of football

    Referee has obviously decided no cautions for the claret and blue today.
  3. Oh, look - another cunting game of football

    There is no doubt Ashley is making Mrs Doubtfire play Joelinton every game. Looks like Almiron has finally found his scoring boots.
  4. Oh, look - another cunting game of football

    Joelinton and his football mind - fucking hell.
  5. Oh, look - another cunting game of football

    Of course there are, cabbage head is probably at odds deciding between a bacon butty or a keebab at half time.
  6. Oh, look - another cunting game of football

    Watching the game live so we're bound to get a dry humping and ASM will pull his hamstring but at least I can watch it without that fucking crowd atmos track! 0-4 to bugeye's 'ammers.
  7. mackem messageboard gold

    In 2006 we tripped around the world cup in a VW Transporter California which was a great camper, steel pop up roof, did 190 on the autobahn, that's what you need T-Keith. https://www.outandaboutlive.co.uk/motorhomes/reviews/motorhomes/details/motorhome-review-the-2006-volkswagen-california-se-on-swb-25td-vw-t5/898997
  8. mackem messageboard gold

    That group is (and add to it Seat/Skoda/Bentley/Lambo/Bugatti/Ducati/and a bunch of truck brands) but Merc and BMW aren't part of the mechanical fourth reich'n'roll. VAG is so "special" they even have their own font to rule the world - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VAG_Rounded
  9. mackem messageboard gold

    Lots of design work but no knocking one out in the back shed ala Monkey Fist.
  10. Coronavirus

    CIA's DNA database gets bigger and bigger with every swab!
  11. mackem messageboard gold

    Is that the makem version of Gemill's broken sailor's banjo in the guitar thread?
  12. What are you listening to ?

    New HTRK is good.
  13. mackem messageboard gold

    I doubt Toonpack knows where Ipswich is in Queensland
  14. mackem messageboard gold

    You got to love their level of self delusion because they sing their peado can fuck who he wants to but no doubt the PL needs their "history of unparalleled class and dignity." Fuck off you inbred clueless cunts.
  15. mackem messageboard gold

    While holding his little steam engine
  16. mackem messageboard gold

    Um, no. The good doctor was involved in the manufacture and design of tanks in WW2 but Porsche the company never made tanks, the tractors aren't even really Porsches, the engine and drivetrain was designed by Porsche but they were made by someone else and just badged Porsche. Anyway back to the sad makem cunts.
  17. mackem messageboard gold

    Okay might have been the local distributor as they disappeared from the market here. Place I did my apprenticeship was a Yanmar, Fendt & Belarus (what pos they were) dealer.
  18. mackem messageboard gold

    I don't think there were many Porsche tractors made. Wasn't the old doctor an egineer for VW?
  19. mackem messageboard gold

    No way? I remember when I was an apprentice they went bust, mid/late 80s. You sure they aren't just another MG.
  20. And hopefully won't be when Rafa returns next season.
  21. mackem messageboard gold

    Lamborghini started out as a tractor manufacturer.
  22. mackem messageboard gold

    And likely to lose control of its huge implement at any moment. v So yeah.
  23. mackem messageboard gold

    c Looks like the Titus Bramble of tractors tbh!
  24. mackem messageboard gold

    It's a shame JCB don't exist any more as they are the Jesus Christ of Backhoes. Btw you want a Fendt, German engineering and precision, just what we need in a defender.

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