Jonny_nufc

EMOTICON TO YOU NIGGER

Chilly Owl soil

On a wednesday, obviously you complete and utter broadband connection mo-fuckin huslter wibble spanner

tbh

Newcastle fans had their prayers answered today when Freddie Shepherd announced Paul Jewells conquest to the industrial revolutuion took a turn for the worst.

Reember ages ago when he was spotted 'working out' with the cast of BROOKIE

WIBBLE SHIN CAT

what a fuckin' twat he was , reminds me of a young 'fuck off cunt'

fuckin' get in, good news

It's a certain KDFC, Thompson

You have made 10.15625 gallons and 84.758009375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch 72.222222222222 yards. You have killed approximately 468,000,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 2600 kittens. Only around 5 years experience though.

Aye im going.

I've lost interest in trains of late

On the way to the ground on Saturday, I suddenly remembered I'd run out of Roses Lime Cordial . i therefore quickly nipped into a news agent and picked up a bag of Bombay Mix for the game for good measure to share with the lads Anyway, going into the ground, I was told I couldn't take in a full bottle with the cap on. I joked that Lime Cordials don't wear caps... much to everyone's amusement ..... even got a laugh off a couple of NME faces ... ...but in any case unfortunately I was told I wouldn't be allowed in without the top taken off the bottle. I tried to explain that it was a concentrate and needed diluting and that i didn't intend to drink it in the ground but at home instead . Anyway we argued with the stewards and it turns a bit nasty as looks are exchanged so I just had to leave it with them in a bag clearly labelled 'Jonny NUFC' Why can't I take in a plastic bottle with a top on it?

' nice one matey

Does anyone else do one ? Only I was on the train to London last week and noticed some supporters drinking lager and I asked them if they'd really gone all that way only armed with beer and a match ticket. Seeing one of them come back from the buffet car having purchased 4 cans of Stella, I also explained that these items would be cheaper if bought in advance. Furthermore, I advised the group that its cheaper to prepare food in advance rather than fork out for pricey matchday refreshments at outlets in and outside the ground . They looked at me blankly... weird bunch The only way to prepare is a checklist. I always do one for away games especially if its a long journey Match Ticket Wallet Bag of Callard and Bowser Liquorice Toffees Bag of Maoam Stripes Bag of Peanut M&Ms Book of Crosswords Flask of Tea/Coffee Clipboard and Pen (record teams and substitutions) Autograph book NUFC rainjacket (for the trips closer to home ) Sandwiches Inflatable Pillow Walkman/radio (ELO album)

Anyone ever been to one Cleggers's Yorkshire terrier Peach was knocked over by a milk float last Thursday and unfortunately didn't recover .... had to be put down We are having a service this Thursday and a few of the lads from our Warhammer contingent are going as a show of respect. Do people go with their own pets? .... I was thinking of taking my duck 'Alan' and the emu I sponsor 'Miles' with me, provided that Whipsnade approve

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Cheers mate, anyone know what i nwould amend it to

Calvin Zola Makongo's controversial preference in the art of licking the residue from the shin of Barry Fry's Nana.

Another fucking opportunity to see the televised 'Multi-Cultural/Multi-Faith Celebrations' it will spawn..... Hold hands with Muslims to make a ring round London for Hope and Peace.... Overkill police presence the length and bredth in a bid to prevent 'Young White Male' from getting overly excited whilst he celebrates his National Day in his Own Country... why fucking bother??

Aye, a few times.

Right Jonny Boy, you're going about it all wrong imo as she's obviously a right dirty cow.. Next time you bake some scones for her lace them with approx half ounce of the finest morocccan you can get your hands on or alternatively 1-4 oz of skunk (probably to good to waste on some daft bird). Make sure she eats at least one in front of you then give it about 20-25 minutes. This has now presented you with two possible scenarios: 1. She sits stoned out of her head and gives you the opportunity to sit and crack lots of corny jokes that she normally wouldn't laugh at without making yourself look like a twat, and it also gives you the opportunity to gage how dirty she is by dropping lines in like "is that the phone or your knickers ringing?" if she laughs at shit like this and has a little twinkle in her eye then you know she's a dirty fucka on the sly and theres a chance you'll get your hole, if she doesn't then you know she's not worth pursuing. 2. Scenario two is she whitey's big time, this then presents you with the chance to play the caring card and ask how she is etc, offer to take her to the toilet, baring in mind she may feel a little faint and unsteady on her feet, this is an ideal opportunity for a grope as you help her out her seat, you may even get to stand behind her as she bends over the toilet reaching for her life, there's numerous possibilitys, just go with the flow (excuse the pun). Judging by your patter on here Jonny I would say option two is best suited to you as it's probably the only way you'r actually going to get to spend any qulaity time with her. If you need any more advice please don't hesitate to PM me 79126[/snapback] cheers for that mate, appreciated.

Ive been trying to install my 'BT Voyager 100' modem and it comes up with the following error message.. "Can't get registry value:key=Software\value=language" Any help greatly appreciated! Cheers in advance.