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  1. I've also Pondered whether me wheeling my bed into work would 'cause a scene'

     

    Contemplated taking a year off to teach my dog to talk.

     

    Spent 3 hours wondering whether a year would be enough.

     

    Also factored in a month for french lessons. ;)

  2. You can be off your head if you want but i prefer the ones when i am sober.

     

    I get lots of em, one i remember and still think about from time to time is, i was once stood looking over to a mountain covered in pine trees and i remember thinking it would be wild if a fuckin giant fuck off razor came over the mountain shaving the trees off

  3. ;) what a load of bollocks. im sure people who disagree with them are a bigger problem than spastics like me who dont have the literature to explain themselves properly  :razz:

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    No Jonny, idiots agreeing with you are often more damaging than smart people that disagree with you. You're down there with the idiot liberals who brand all mentions of race as racism for me. Thick cunts are the problem.

     

    Jonny OUT! :rolleyes:

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    :blush:

  4. No, actually, i was never taught anything about this at school, unfortunately.

     

    Our raghead problem should be part of the curriculum tbh.

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    I wasn't talking about your views; I was talking about your grammar, spelling, ability to rationalise an argument and eloquently express your opinion, general knowledge, etc.

     

    I have talked to some well educated people who have opinions somewhat similar to yours, they have some pretty persuasive arguments. Obviously they laugh at people like you, you're also part of the problem to them.

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    ;) what a load of bollocks. im sure people who disagree with them are a bigger problem than spastics like me who dont have the literature to explain themselves properly :razz:

  5. I dont have a problem with muslims who were born here and are willing to live by and respect the british way of life.

     

    Do you think the positives of multiculturism outweigh the negatives? Yes or No.

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    Explain what the British way of life is then? You still haven't said which British/English traditions you take part in that you would like to see maintained. I'm intrigued as to what they are and how Muslims have tried to prevent you from taking part in them.

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    St.George's day.

  6. Because im sick of people (muslims in particular) coming here and then having the audacity to complain ,make no effort to adopt to our culture, or show any respect for our heritage/traditions. Now, explain how they benefit us?

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    Are the appalingly poor education standards you represent part of what make England GREAT?

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    No, actually, i was never taught anything about this at school, unfortunately.

     

    Our raghead problem should be part of the curriculum tbh.

  7. Great letter in the Express today. This bloke puts forward the idea that in light of the recent protests the law abiding population of this great land Brits should get together on a specific day and hold an 'if you don't like it here, go home' protest.

     

    Sounds like a plan to me ;)

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    Ok then, why do you think this is a good idea?

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    Because im sick of people (muslims in particular) coming here and then having the audacity to complain ,make no effort to adopt to our culture, or show any respect for our heritage/traditions. Now, explain how they benefit us?

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    Firstly, what if they are born here? Secondly, I agree some Muslims do come here and take advantage of the welfare state although I tend to have more of a problem with white, charva, third-gereration unemployed. Also, I find it strange why you think Muslims are the only ones who do this. As for the heritage/traditions bit, which traditions do you take part in that you would like to see maintained? As for what they do to benefit us, I assume you're unaware of the disporportionately high percentage of doctors in this country who are Muslims, to give one example.

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    I dont have a problem with muslims who were born here and are willing to live by and respect the british way of life.

     

    Do you think the positives of multiculturism outweigh the negatives? Yes or No.

  8. Great letter in the Express today. This bloke puts forward the idea that in light of the recent protests the law abiding population of this great land Brits should get together on a specific day and hold an 'if you don't like it here, go home' protest.

     

    Sounds like a plan to me :)

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    Ok then, why do you think this is a good idea?

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    Because im sick of people (muslims in particular) coming here and then having the audacity to complain ,make no effort to adopt to our culture, or show any respect for our heritage/traditions. Now, explain how they benefit us?

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    You seem to be the one who doesnt like it here, why don't you go home?

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    ;):razz::rolleyes::blush::blush:

  9. Great letter in the Express today. This bloke puts forward the idea that in light of the recent protests the law abiding population of this great land Brits should get together on a specific day and hold an 'if you don't like it here, go home' protest.

     

    Sounds like a plan to me ;)

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    Ok then, why do you think this is a good idea?

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    Because im sick of people (muslims in particular) coming here and then having the audacity to complain ,make no effort to adopt to our culture, or show any respect for our heritage/traditions. Now, explain how they benefit us?

  10. I bet you wear a Newcastle shirt at Newcastle matches.

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    I bet you wear a Burberry cap.

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    Out of fasion tbh

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    As are your views, thankfully.

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    You reckon? i actually believe more people are beginning to stand up and take notice ;)

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    What are your views by the way, in your own words that is.

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    Every post ive made has been my opinion, bar the 1 from www.wearetheeneglish.com

     

    Must try harder.

  11. I bet you wear a Newcastle shirt at Newcastle matches.

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    I bet you wear a Burberry cap.

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    Out of fasion tbh

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    As are your views, thankfully.

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    You reckon? i actually believe more people are beginning to stand up and take notice ;)

  12. You dont know how happy i am now youve given me praise.

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    To be honest I don't know what you're getting at in this thread, your mate posted some inflamatory racist bollocks, you backed him up and it's supposed to be funny/clever even though I suspected he was fishing on the first page. Also, just because your mate was after a chomp (according to you) doesn't mean he didn't mean it, same applies to you. It's defending the indefensible in my view. Jonny's clearly a racist by the way, he can sue my if he likes :(

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    :nufc: what a deluded prick you are.

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    Would you like to explain why that is? Even better if you can do it without quoting a BNP-affiliated website.

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    I think it's self explantory, :nufc: Anyone who is ignorant to the state of Bitain is a fucking cunt, so that includes you... cunt.

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    I'm always fairly confident I've won an argument when the person I'm going up against has to resort to that sort of thing. :wub:

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    Its fairly obvious you get your 'kicks' out of message boards, (7000 posts ;):razz::rolleyes: ) so i'll let you have your moment of glory :wub:

     

    Shame on you and the rest of the toontastic do-gooders, you're all :blush:'s who cant see whats happening, you can ban me now :)

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    We can all see you making an idiot out of yourself :wub:

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    What , you mean im not a respected poster, how will i live :blush:

     

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    Queer <_<

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    Don't you badmouth Mr Jingles young man :wub:

     

    Oh God I bet you own one of those giant top hats with the union jack on it... :nufc:

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    I bet you wear a Newcastle shirt at Newcastle matches.

  13. You dont know how happy i am now youve given me praise.

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    To be honest I don't know what you're getting at in this thread, your mate posted some inflamatory racist bollocks, you backed him up and it's supposed to be funny/clever even though I suspected he was fishing on the first page. Also, just because your mate was after a chomp (according to you) doesn't mean he didn't mean it, same applies to you. It's defending the indefensible in my view. Jonny's clearly a racist by the way, he can sue my if he likes :wub:

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    :( what a deluded prick you are.

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    Would you like to explain why that is? Even better if you can do it without quoting a BNP-affiliated website.

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    I think it's self explantory, :nufc: Anyone who is ignorant to the state of Bitain is a fucking cunt, so that includes you... cunt.

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    I'm always fairly confident I've won an argument when the person I'm going up against has to resort to that sort of thing. :wub:

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    Its fairly obvious you get your 'kicks' out of message boards, (7000 posts ;):razz::rolleyes: ) so i'll let you have your moment of glory :wub:

     

    Shame on you and the rest of the toontastic do-gooders, you're all :blush:'s who cant see whats happening, you can ban me now :)

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    We can all see you making an idiot out of yourself :wub:

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    What , you mean im not a respected poster, how will i live :blush:

     

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    Queer <_<

  14. You dont know how happy i am now youve given me praise.

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    To be honest I don't know what you're getting at in this thread, your mate posted some inflamatory racist bollocks, you backed him up and it's supposed to be funny/clever even though I suspected he was fishing on the first page. Also, just because your mate was after a chomp (according to you) doesn't mean he didn't mean it, same applies to you. It's defending the indefensible in my view. Jonny's clearly a racist by the way, he can sue my if he likes :wub:

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    :wub: what a deluded prick you are.

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    Would you like to explain why that is? Even better if you can do it without quoting a BNP-affiliated website.

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    I think it's self explantory, :wub: Anyone who is ignorant to the state of Bitain is a fucking cunt, so that includes you... cunt.

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    I'm always fairly confident I've won an argument when the person I'm going up against has to resort to that sort of thing. :)

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    Its fairly obvious you get your 'kicks' out of message boards, (7000 posts ;):razz::rolleyes: ) so i'll let you have your moment of glory <_<

     

    Shame on you and the rest of the toontastic do-gooders, you're all :blush:'s who cant see whats happening, you can ban me now :blush:

  15. You dont know how happy i am now youve given me praise.

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    To be honest I don't know what you're getting at in this thread, your mate posted some inflamatory racist bollocks, you backed him up and it's supposed to be funny/clever even though I suspected he was fishing on the first page. Also, just because your mate was after a chomp (according to you) doesn't mean he didn't mean it, same applies to you. It's defending the indefensible in my view. Jonny's clearly a racist by the way, he can sue my if he likes ;)

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    :razz: what a deluded prick you are.

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    Would you like to explain why that is? Even better if you can do it without quoting a BNP-affiliated website.

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    I think it's self explantory, :rolleyes: Anyone who is ignorant to the state of Bitain is a fucking cunt, so that includes you... cunt.

  16. You dont know how happy i am now youve given me praise.

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    To be honest I don't know what you're getting at in this thread, your mate posted some inflamatory racist bollocks, you backed him up and it's supposed to be funny/clever even though I suspected he was fishing on the first page. Also, just because your mate was after a chomp (according to you) doesn't mean he didn't mean it, same applies to you. It's defending the indefensible in my view. Jonny's clearly a racist by the way, he can sue my if he likes ;)

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    :razz: what a deluded prick you are.

  17. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN ;)

     

    WISH U ALL  A HAPPY VALENTINES,

     

    GUYS PLZ POST UR PLANS <_<  AND COST INCURRED :nufc:

     

    GALS PLZ POST WHOM,WHERE AND HOW U RIPPED(NO AND I DONT MEAN CLOTHES) THE GUY

     

    I AM TAKING MY DOVE ON A LONG DRIVE TO THE NEAREST HILLS STATION

     

    (OUTSKIRTS OF BOMBAY) IN MY NEW SUZIKI SWIFT

     

    COST INCURRED: NIL :wub: ....ONLY PETROL PRICE :razz:

     

    :wub:  :wub:  :blush:LADIES :)  :wub:  :((IF ANY ONE OF U WOULD

     

    LIKE TO BE MY VALENTINE PLZZ DUN FORGET TO MENTION :rolleyes: )

     

    :nufc: ROCKS

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    :nufc:

  18. There are 49 million in this country..and about 4 thousand were marching in London on Saturday..

     

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    What happened to the other 11 million then? Last official population count was 60.5m iirc

     

    Or were you only referring to the white, middle-clarrrrrrrs Englishers?

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    Not sure about the stats tbh, just thought it was an intersting article.

  19. My arsehole..

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    ;)

     

    Todays britain....

     

    CLASSIC VERSION:

     

    The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

     

    The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

     

    Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed.

     

    The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

     

    THE END.

     

     

    THE BRITISH VERSION:

     

    The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

     

    The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

     

    Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

     

    So far, so good, eh?

     

    The shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate, like him, are cold and starving.

     

    The BBC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering grasshopper, with cuts to a video of the ant in his comfortable warm home in Hampstead with a table laden with food.

     

    The British are stunned that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so while others have plenty.

     

    The Liberal Party, the Respect Party, the Transvestites With Starving Babies Party, the Single Lesbian One Eyed Mothers Party and the Coalition Against Poverty demonstrate in front of the ant's house.

     

    The BBC, interrupting a Rastafarian cultural festival special from Grimsby with breaking news, broadcasts them singing "We Shall Overcome."

     

    Ken Livingstone laments in an interview with Panorama that the ant has got rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share".

     

    In response, the Labour Government drafts the Economic Equity and Grasshopper Anti-Discrimination Act, backdated to the beginning of the summer.

     

    The ant's taxes are reassessed, and he is also fined for failing to Hire grasshoppers as helpers. Without enough money to pay the fine and his newly imposed backdated taxes, his home is confiscated by Camden Council.

     

    The ant moves to France, and starts a successful AgriBiz company [funded by the EU] (although within weeks, his business is threatened with Compulsory purchase by the state unless he marries a French ant).

     

    The BBC later shows the now fat grasshopper finishing up the last of the ant's food, though Spring is still months away, while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he hasn't bothered to maintain it.

     

    Inadequate government funding is blamed, Diane Abbot is appointed to head a commission of enquiry that will cost £10,000,000.

     

    The grasshopper is soon dead of a drug overdose, the Guardian blames it on the obvious failure of government to address the root causes of despair arising from social inequity.

     

    The abandoned house is taken over by a Gang of immigrant spiders, praised by the government for enriching Britain's multicultural diversity, who promptly set up a marijuana growing operation and terrorize the community.

     

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