jimburst
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The Jormans do some nice bikes Isegrim, you should have gone for this tho:
VERY nice
Its a totally different type of bike...
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"Alleged assault" - of course it wasn't alleged. If there loads of other people there, do they not think other people might have seen it?
If someone claims he did it, its alleged
, they cant say "the assault" because that would be claiming it did happen , and would be grounds for Barton to sue, or some shite like that. Innocent until proven guilty, and all that. -
Black Tarmac and Red Tarmac decide to go for a beer down the local. They have just sat down when Green Tarmac comes bursting through the door, demands a large scotch and then head-butts the barman in the face for no reason. Red says to Black, you better watch him, he's a fucking cycle-path
Not sick, but complete genius.
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http://www.sonyericsson.com/spg.jsp?cc=sg&...p&pid=10868
how amazing does that phone look? 5 MegaPixel camera?
I think I'll wait till this comes out.
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I work in a service station café doing a whole heap of shit...anyway, The staff room is a smokers room, and the cloakroom is incorporated into the hallway next door. The smokers room stinks up any clothes in the cloakroom, and as a result I come back from work with clothes that stink.
I'm glad the smoking ban has come through, but I hope clubs dont stink of sweaty barstewards now...
It will certainly increase my alcohol intake substantially, because the only thing stopping me going to the pub is the fucking smell of your clothes afterwards.
I'm not fussed about passive smoking
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Is it still pissing down there? I'm camping near Mevagissey in a week or so's time.
mevagissey's ace.
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was awaywith work a few years ago...ended up in Bournemouth(smelly old peeps country)anyway , lad I was with from work was chinese............. and I am now so proficient with chopsticks I acould wank the living daylights out of you with thwm
Jesus Christ
erm, u go to the Ocean palace in Bournemouth/poole?
Great place.
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I can use them, but I do it the traditional way, bowl under chin and shovel. That's under instruction from my Dads interpreter when she came over so I don't care if you Gweilo haven't mastered the art
Seen as you get so much stick on here, I'll be nice to you
You do have a fantastic vocabulary Dave.
Don't get used to this sort of thing btw
it's taken me 3 and a half hours to come to a decision. I think this is a compliment so I'm going to take it as such.
I've been trying to weigh up whether you were taking the piss or being genuine
I was being genuine believe it or not.
In that case, cheers.
sorry, I'm just not very good at taking compliments
Awwww, look at you two!
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On a serious note, the warning cones are probably required by LAW. So the joke's on YOU GUYS.
eh ?
Great big bag of
heading Patrokles' way! B)I was giving him credit for a joke, maybe a little self-parody?
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fuck, i hadnt realised i was up this late
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think about the biggest shit (or biggest cock) that's ever come out (or in) your arse...then think about the width of the pen...nothing to worry about mate.
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Rebel Without a Pause - Public Enemy
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A friend of mine has a quote down the inside of his arm in courier New.
I thought it was nerdy, but it looks canny. Ten points to anyone who knows who's quote it is....
On a given day, a given circumstance, you think you have a limit. And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit, and you think, 'Okay, this is the limit'. And so you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your determination, your instinct, and the experience as well, you can fly very high.How big is his arm ffs?
If you cant cover that quote with your forearm you must be a flid.
anyone else put their arm on the screen to check they aren't a flid?
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It took me a while...but I got there 
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Stalking Kit-tastic
how much did all that cost?
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Oceans Colour Scene - For Dancers Only
You Sir, have taste in music. Very, very good taste.
have you seen his other posts in this thread?
what's that meant to mean?
well, I'm not gonna take the piss out of anyone's music taste...
but yours isn't anything to get particularly exited about, is it?
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Oceans Colour Scene - For Dancers Only
You Sir, have taste in music. Very, very good taste.
have you seen his other posts in this thread?
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3 Inches Of Blood - Revenge Is A Vulture
how metal are you?
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Pulmonary Archery - Alexisonfire
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three days before i was born
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Isobel - Bjork
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1) got absolutely smashed last night
2) had 4 shits already this morning...
3) work in half an hour
5) back tonight at 8....
5) so tired.
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wasting bandwidth.
Aye and posts about GHD hair straighteners are such a good use of it...
Touché
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