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  1. The Walking Dead

    If it's your sort of thing you might be pleased to hear that there's a new series been created by the bloke who did Shawshank Redemption. Called 'The Walking Dead', it's about an American cop who's shot in the line of duty and wakes up after a zombie apocalypse has taken over the world. It's based on a long running comic book series, I reckon it should be a good watch. Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0gz5f43x40 AMC Webby: http://www.amctv.com/originals/The-Walking-Dead/ Braaaaainsssss!
  2. Ebola Outbreak

    Yep, and if it all goes pear-shaped (because let's face it this country is a tad more tightly packed than most) it'll be real funny. Couldn't happen at a worse time either, especially up in Jockland with New Year's coming up, all those people getting together could be a recipe for disaster. Still, as long as people 'did the right thing' in doing a bit of overseas care work it'll all be worth it.
  3. Ebola Outbreak

    Some bastard 'health-worker' bringing it in to the country, do-gooding twat.
  4. Next NUFC Manager

    Must tick the following boxes to be considered by Fat Mike: Doesn't want to be involved in transfers Won't ask for investment Is totally unambitious and content with 'just surviving' in the Prem Will never question ze fuhrer Hasn't any strong link with Newcastle That should narrow it down...
  5. Mike's Men vs 'Unoiiiited'

    From the Chron: ... because clearly being beaten 3-1 isn't as bad as we think - it means we're doing 'okay'
  6. From Eurosport: Hairy little know-nowt wank.
  7. Meh, was to be expected, they consistently want it more than us. We'll never be the 'second team' in the North-East because we're that much bigger and more supported than them, we just have to put up with these upstart mutants making the most of our being run by Fat Mike the Bastard until things change back to normal and we get a proper owner again.
  8. League Cup 2014/15

    Shay Given on loan?!
  9. League Cup 2014/15

    Lol, comedy goalkeeping... good grief.
  10. The En-ger-land Thread

    Lol, Rooney saying it was a big game for the people of Scotland.
  11. Virgin Galactic

    Found on the moon you know:
  12. Elite: Dangerous

    Just read the very awesome news that David Braben has at last decided to go ahead and make a new version/installement of Elite. If you're old enough you'll remember the orginal, to be honest any gamer out there worth their salt should know of the original as it was the pioneering grand-daddy of all space flight sims. Basically the news is that Mr Braben has put the project to res Elite on Kickstarter.com and is looking for backers (I've already done so) with the game potentially being released in 2014, I've bunged a link below so you can check it out for yourselves: http://kck.st/YN6rVC Yes, I'm excited
  13. Elite: Dangerous

    The release date for this awesome game has been announced today - 16th December 2014!
  14. Liverpoo

    I'm finding this resurgence all very confusing, how can we go from being dogshit and Pardew looking clueless to winning four games on the run and actually looking competent???
  15. Sexism Mein Arsch!

    Hmm, I wonder - for example, if some good looking, ripped bloke is walking down the street how many women/girls would do the same? The real problem is that most bloke's standards are a lot lower so they'll try and crack on to anything, even the munters
  16. League Cup 2014/15

    Lmao, you know when you've been Pardew'd
  17. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Yay!!! Thank god we were all wrong about Mike Ashley, he's made our club a success again!
  18. How much will we have to spend in Jan?

    How much would Ashley get in parachute payments if we did get relegated?
  19. Dennis Shithouse Wise

    Always thought the little boggle-eyed bastard looked like a wrong-un.
  20. Sackpardew.com

    To be honest I'm of the mind now that it's all pointless anyway, Ashley won't sack Pardew because (1) he doesn't give a fuck about what the fans think because in his eyes it's 'his' club, (2) he probably enjoys the misery it's causing the fans, (3) isn't bothered about getting relegated because he'll still get a decent return from the parachute payments, (4) thinks if we did get relegated hey, he got us back up at first try easy enough last time and (5) Pardew does as he's told. We might as well just sit the shit times out now until Ashley fucks off of his own accord, hopefully in 2 years time. Never forget what we should and could be but for now we're just a shell of a club being used as an advertising hoarding for cunt of a businessman while he reaps any tv money, etc the club gets.
  21. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11131134/Newcastle-United-owner-Mike-Ashley-must-do-the-decent-thing-and-sell-up-to-someone-who-cares-about-the-club.html That'll be the Telegraph banned from press conferences next...
  22. Stoke City v Newcastle United

    Loving the chants by our fans, brilliant
  23. Stoke City v Newcastle United

    If there's one player that defines Pardew's reign as manager at Newcastle United it's Obertan!
  24. Isis

    How excellent would that look
  25. Sackpardew.com

    Ha! Skysports saying "Is Pardew due an apology?", errr, because he drew against Hull and then won against Crystal Palace reserves??? Hmm, I think he needs to do just a little bit more to make up for the extreme relegation form we've played since last Chrimbo.

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