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Billy Whitehurst

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Billy Whitehurst last won the day on September 9 2018

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  1. Coronavirus

    It won’t be nearly as complicated as all that. 25 million people were offered the flu jab last year in the UK and flu jabs don’t seem to cause capacity issues. If, say, 75% of people are offered it, then that is around 50 million so shouldn’t be too much of a problem given the extra capacity they’ll put on. You can get the flu jab in loads of places too (Boots, for instance).
  2. Watford, anyone? Anyone? FFS!

    First time I’ve betted on us for years, had the good sense to close it out at half time. That is what next season will be like if the takeover doesn’t go through. Indifference levels will go through the roof.
  3. another bastard game of football already - Bournemouth away

    Well I enjoyed that pretty much from start to finish, I can’t remember the last time I could say that. Almost everyone had a decent game. Saint-Maximin was a total bargain. Also, Fede Fernandez has been class all season.
  4. Materialism: The "What have you bought?" Thread

    Isn’t it illegal to use them on public roads, pavements and cycle lanes? I think the police just turn a blind eye in London though as loads of people seem to have them.
  5. Bentaleb is suspended too, they didn’t think to mention that? Surprised they didn’t have Hughie Gallacher in the ‘Will not play’ section.
  6. Newcastle United: Mike Ashley puts Premier League club up for sale

    My old man is quite good friends with David Craig so I’ve met him quite a few and he is a really lovely bloke. I once met one of Aswad in Gatwick duty free - beat that!
  7. General Random Conversation..

    Good luck with. We just bought a new place and the key stipulation was that it needed as little as possible doing to it. The process of buying it is stressful enough, fuck having to then carry out major refurbishments.
  8. Coronavirus

    Still, he’ll be buzzing when Games Workshop reopens on Monday.
  9. Premier League Suspended Until 3rd April

    So how long do you think it’s going to take before we all wish the season was over once we all start remembering just how shite we are? I reckon I’ll last part way through the Sheffield United match. 20 mins of watching the Brazilian, Joselu tribute act will probably do it for me. I’ll be yearning for a full Wuhan style lockdown after that.
  10. Coronavirus

    I particularly enjoyed the fact that his run up was downhill, the cheating bastard.
  11. Politics

    I think Al-Fayed took it when he sold Fulham. It’s in his back garden now alongside his Gary Glitter gnome and Rolf Harris memorial bird bath.
  12. Newcastle United: Mike Ashley puts Premier League club up for sale

    That’s the way I see it. It would open up a massive can of worms and I really can’t see the PL wanting to do that. It’s not like they are a bastion of integrity so I think the delay is them trying to give the impression that they are seriously considering the counter arguments, even though I doubt they are. I’m fairly sure it will go through but I’m not that bothered. On the one hand, I want Ashley out but, on the other hand, I agree with those who say it is sports washing so anything we achieve will be tarnished somewhat. However, there’s a load of dirty money swilling round the PL so other teams can get to fuck if they want to try and take the moral high ground. I think the main reason I want it to go through is so that we all get to witness the inevitable meltdown from Richard Keys.
  13. What are you drinking?

    The Japanese beers are lovely. Sapporo and Kirin are really nice too. The Japanese lovely their quality booze.
  14. This is the news!

    Eh? What on earth are you on about? Have you been drinking Ronseal again?

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