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Billy Whitehurst last won the day on September 9

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  1. Europe --- In or Out

    I cancelled my membership this morning. I’ve been holding off from doing so for quite some time but last night’s fudge was the final straw. Corbyn and McDonnell are fucking toxic.
  2. Generic small time football blather thread 2017/18

    As far as I can tell, it only impacts the qualifying group you go into, and not by much. It feels rather pointless given that the European Championships have expanded to the point whereby every European nation now qualifies with the exception of San Marino and Scotland.
  3. Pre Season 2018

    It’s completely knee jerk. Pre season counts for fuck all. Rafa will get them up for it when it matters.
  4. World Cup 2018

    That’s exactly the sort of free kick I would expect Jack Colback to give away.
  5. Your Life Defined

    Colour Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up “This juxtaposition of horny bravado and smooth sensitivity basically, became the blueprint for some of the greatest moments in ’90s R&B.” You might be onto something here CT.
  6. Generic small time football blather thread 2017/18

    You have to be some kind sick fuck to drag Damilola Taylor’s dad into it. Damilola Taylor wasn’t shot either.
  7. Joselu

    Who on earth is going to buy him? I can see us loaning him out, heavily subsidising his wages. Same with Manquillo, who has also been an unmitigated disaster.
  8. Shelvey's schmeckel swingers v Hippo Heed's horror show

    Just as night follows day, Noelie is on after a defeat to spout some utter shite.
  9. Alexandar Mitrovic

    Given that Mitrovic has said that Benitez is “too tactical” and admitted that Newcastle’s style of play doesn’t suit him, I should imagine that Benitez couldn’t give a flying fuck given that, since Mitrovic left, Benitez’s tactics have seen us lose only once (away to Liverpool) and beat Man Utd and Arsenal. Still, Mitrovic’s transfer value has almost certainly gone up, I imagine Rafa has paid attention to that.
  10. mackem messageboard gold

    Just saw on Sky Sports News that Sunderland are closing the cash turnstiles for their remaining two home games to stop Newcastle fans going to take the piss. You’d surely think that a set of fans who paid a to fly a plane over St.James’ park (on a day we were humping Spurs 5-1 with 10 men), celebrating our narrow relegation, would be able to take a bit of piss taking over their impending drop to a division that will likely include Accrington Stanley and Fleetwood Town.
  11. Rafa Benitez

    I’ve said it before but Keegan is the single best thing to have happened to the club in my entire time supporting the club. I fucking love the man.
  12. mackem messageboard gold

    I’m sure I read that the average annual wage bill in League One is £4m. Isn’t Rodwell on £3.5m?
  13. mackem messageboard gold

    You can only keep something this funny in for so long.
  14. mackem messageboard gold

    I’ll be taking a keen interest in Notts County’s promotion push over the remaining weeks of the season. The prospect of a 37 year old Shola scoring the winner at Stadio del Shitey is hilarious.
  15. Recommend me something to watch!

    I wouldn’t worry mate. It was hugely successful, we’re the wierd ones, not you.

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