Billy Whitehurst

The lass that had an affair with David Beckham and wanked off a pig? They hand out degrees for any old shite these days.

This is like two threads in one. I, personally, am enjoying the Carol Vorderman chat much more than the VAR chat. Can the mods please employ some technical wizardry to split this into two threads so us middle aged desperados know which thread to spend our time in?

Totally agree, for all their possession, I thought Man City were boring as fuck tonight.

Amen to that. First day back at work is for doing fuck all apart from shaking your head and rueing the choices you’ve made in your life. I’m getting the impression that Wiki might not be the most empathetic boss.

A right snidey little cunt, still prefer him to Michael Owen though.

I think that is Willie Miller to Dalglish’s right. The other long haired ones on the back row are The Bay City Rollers.

It’s got to the point that Harold Shipman would represent a signficant upgrade on our current medical team.

Crowd funding didn’t go that well by the looks of it. Some balsa wood, a pick n mix and a beach ball. Still, I hope your kids enjoyed it, nothing like making memories eh?

It’s a fair old walk from Longsands to Chicago mind, I hope you’ve got a comfortable pair of trainers.

I would definitely watch ‘Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank’

I’m not sure I even get his analogy. Fred and Rose West were pretty shit hot when it came to serial killing, definitely top tier, alongside Shipman. This analogy would put them in the Barry Davies category rather than Robbie Savage territory.

All well balanced and completely proportionate I assume?

Carrot cake can definitely get to fuck.

We’re fucking cursed.

As much as I dislike Villa, mainly due to their fans, rather than their team who seem a decent bunch, I’d much rather see them get a top four spot than one of the traditional ‘top six’.

He’s my MP. One of the many who greased the wheels to get one of his unqualified mates a PPE contracts. See him out canvassing quite a bit with his tory activists - they all look like Billy Bunter. He doesn’t like being heckled about the PPE stuff as it turns out.

Really sorry to hear that but the very best of luck. For what it’s worth, you always come across as one of the most intelligent (and undoubtedly one of the funniest) posters on here, so I hope someone recognises your talents soon.

Exactly, yet people (and by people, I mean arseholes) lap it up.

That’ll probably be the pedigree chum you’ve been smearing on it.

We’re going for a short break to Arran in two weeks time for half term. I’ve been a few times when I was younger and always loved it. Will I fuck be traipsing to a picnic table in the middle of nowhere though.

That would be the entire audience. Not all disabilities are visible.

Just catching up on this thread. Dear lord.

At least they are giving us a sporting chance by naming ‘Disco’ Des Hamilton on their bench.

TNT have definitely given us the B Team. Jenas is on absolutely everything these days, it wouldn’t surprise me if he pitched up on the neighbours reboot. It’s honestly making me yearn for the days of Colin Murray on Channel 5.

Murphy probably there to provide support to Trippier against Rafael Leao. Here endeth my in depth knowledge of AC Milan (which was entirely gleaned from listening to Talkshite this morning).