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I inspire such sentiment regularly.

Torres you are one of the most clueless, confused mongs I have ever seen on the internet. A Swiss bloke who thinks he's a scouser and is named after a dago, oh dear. I`m not Swiss you tool. Swiss/kraut Even worse.

Torres you are one of the most clueless, confused mongs I have ever seen on the internet. A Swiss bloke who thinks he's a scouser and is named after a dago, oh dear. I`m not Swiss you tool. "Tool" - oh dear. Why do you have a Swiss flag in your user details then?

Torres you are one of the most clueless, confused mongs I have ever seen on the internet. A Swiss bloke who thinks he's a scouser and is named after a dago, oh dear.

Possibly the only semi-interesting thing he has ever done in his life. What a boring twat. Did you see him on Jonathan Ross, rarely has anyone had less to say than Andy Murray. I've been on telly and it's nee picnic, nerves are understandable, but I was like a natural compared to him, and he's in the public spotlight every day. He mumbled something about his girlfriend, and that was about it. Wossie should've been paid double time for his efforts to get him to say something of note. His voice is more monotone than Steven Hawkings machine as well, he really should've been born Brummie. What? A primetime chat show? 11 o'clock at neet isn't prime tiime. What show were you on like Stevie? Was 8 years ago now Alex, a show called Friends Like These, I even got to talk about the toon. You forgot to add 'who fucking needs them' to the end if you were on it 0/10.

Murray Mount/Mound? I was trying my best to avoid referring to it as such, or its prior incarnation as "Henman Hill". Oh dear. Rusedski Ridge as I once heard it called. Ffs Dear God, I am thankful I had thus far never heard that one. Some kind of natural disaster in that concentrated area would be most welcome. Maybe unleash a mob of Rangers fans armed with a vat of buckfast, they're always good fun at open-air sports viewings. True enough, but then they'd probably make themselves at home in London, and the city's tramp population would be quadrupled overnight.

I just finished a 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzle.

They do the same on the Liverpool board - but don't have such a problem

Murray Mount/Mound? I was trying my best to avoid referring to it as such, or its prior incarnation as "Henman Hill". Oh dear. Rusedski Ridge as I once heard it called. Ffs Dear God, I am thankful I had thus far never heard that one. Some kind of natural disaster in that concentrated area would be most welcome.

Murray Mount/Mound? I was trying my best to avoid referring to it as such, or its prior incarnation as "Henman Hill". Oh dear.

The only thing that would make watching Wimbledon worthwhile would be a landslide on that pathetic hill all the mongs who can't get into the stadium watch it all on. That or Murray being knocked unconscious by a flying tennis racquet.

We're online at the same time and posting in the same thread, it would be quite a remarkable feat if I was Stevie.

"We" haven't done anything to get Andy Murray, he's a curly haired Jock tramp. What a surprise to see this character posting again Must be a right pain in the arse logging in and out though as different personas Check the IP address you fool. T Keith can you confirm the two IP addresses are different please. Unless I magically transport myself to London and back in 20 seconds. Whoa easy tiger! Who said anything about you? It was quite clear what you were suggesting ya wee bawbag. He promotes himself as a "more refined" jock. He may drink Buckfast, but he'll drink it out of the finest stolen wine glasses.

"We" haven't done anything to get Andy Murray, he's a curly haired Jock tramp. What a surprise to see this character posting again Must be a right pain in the arse logging in and out though as different personas Check the IP address you fool. T Keith can you confirm the two IP addresses are different please. Unless I magically transport myself to London and back in 20 seconds. Whoa easy tiger! Who said anything about you? It was quite clear what you were suggesting ya wee bawbag.

"We" haven't done anything to get Andy Murray, he's a curly haired Jock tramp.

Well evidently I'm a far better student of it than you are. Isn't that a bit embarrassing? Seen as it's "your" language? No.

Congratulations on being as much of a bigoted moron as Stevie tbh Must really be hard distributing that communal brain cell between the two of you at this moment in time. Please refrain from trying to echo my vasty superior style of posting when replying to me. Spectacularly trying to take the high ground. I admire your ambition, failed though. Little pointer, try to make your post as grammatically correct as possible and you'll come off a hell of a lot better. No potential error in my grammar could be as embarrassing as using an American phrase such as "hell of a lot". Also I don't feel a Jock has any right to dare correct an Englishman on any use of his own language.

Congratulations on being as much of a bigoted moron as Stevie tbh Must really be hard distributing that communal brain cell between the two of you at this moment in time. Please refrain from trying to echo my vasty superior style of posting when replying to me.

You've mentioned wrestling on here, and on posts on Newcastle Online, not only that a good weekend for you is renting a fuckin Playstation game from the office near your Jarrow hovel. Confirm away T Keith by the way. You'll have no bother finding the quotes then. 5th time. Congratulations on being the first Scotsman to successfuly count to five.

What relevance does my board name have to i) Scotland ii) Newcastle Simple question like, but take your time. None. But when you call yourself something like "Sima" it's plain to see that you need to pipe down. Anyway seeing as you're evidently Scottish, can't you support someone like Partick Thistle?

Yes, Stevie made a different log-in name in January of last year with this thread in mind. I must ask him for Wednesday's Lottery numbers next.

I'm crushed. My mate is a Londoner, supports The Bees, who we've had a few games with in the past, he reads this forum from time to time, he's just said to me there..... Note - None of the above is true Evidence A - "My mate" Evidence B - You're a proven compulsive liar. End. Oh dear. What is someone who calls themselves "Sima" and has a Scottish flag under their member information doing purporting to be a Newcastle supporter anyway?