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Why is the wife a dragon? I was expecting her to set fire to the Ukrainian bint, which would have been in very poor taste of you tbf. Tut tut.

MOTD was a bit bizarre. The marrative was that spurs were shit? I mean they were. But still.

What a game that was. Once again demonstrating that we deserve a place in Europe next season.

Revised.

3 days?

Dummett fucked up but we should have been out of sight before he came on. Proof, if any more were needed, that we don’t deserve European football next year. 8/9/10th place, not too many more major injuries (at this point I’m presuming 2-3 more to come) and next year we can try and win a domestic cup. I fear we are going to have to sell Isak or Gilgamesh in order to fund a squad deep and robust enough to cope with the Indian Burial Ground under SJP.

9 minutes of Mad Dog Time. Haway FFS.

Dummy. Fucking moron.

FFS.

We need another goal as our defence remains shaky. Love to see Anderson score tonight.

Lascelles ACL. 9 months.

Oh I didn’t go out. Too much of a sucker. 😅

Going out to enjoy the sun. Cunts.

BRING ON THE BBQ.

Every non-cockney in the stadium to get season ending injuries. VAR to suddenly achieve AGI and vaporise all biological officials. New version of Local Hero features The Brown Note Steve Bruce barbecues his feet for Jesus. Fuck this season. This fucking club man. FFS

He’s looking increasingly like a baked potato, the boring little shitehawk.

Oh poor you. Fuck off.

I hate these cunts.

Did I say I hate these cunts? I hate these cunts.