BlueStar

Could post another ten pages of cat pics, but I might as well just link to a depository of pretty much all of them: http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/

Panic at the Disco. Heard a few tracks on the jukebox at the pub and quite liked em so grabbed the album. But I saw one of their videos the other day and now I'm worried I might be emo

Go on, make definately auto-correct to I AM A THICK TWAT.

The hostage's homecoming celebration would be awesome. "Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em" No man left behind...

So clueless he's chopped half his face off with it!

What we need to do is find something which really happens which is vaguely surprising, post in in all caps with lots of exclaimation marks on april the first and copy an article on it to one of those reallythe.bbc.co.uk spoof sites, link to it and see if we can convince people that something that really happened is an april fools.

If we decided to attack, do you reckon the US would back us with their troops?

All hail Leazes! That post was edited by the mods, originally he said he was going to be mint.

And I accuse Keane of bitching about toon fans to get a pat on the back.

While I wasn't fortelling relegation or anything completely cataclysmic I was deeply unimpressed with the appointment at the time and spent the weeks before it shouting at the radio on the way back from matches at people phoning in and saying he should be given the job. I don't doubt some people would be saying it should have gone to Glenn if Freddy appointed a different failure, but I think there'd be more people saying he should have appointed one of the big name foreign alternatives to who he ended up with.

I reckon if the club continues the way it's going and Glenn has to be given the boot the reasoning will be that Roeder was a good appointment because we had to get rid of Souness and the only other alternatives were Steve Bruce or Martin O'Neil and appointing either of them or keeping Graeme would have resulted in us ending up in the conference, hence by comparison it was an excellent appointment in spite of having to watch shite football and languishing in the lower reaches and thus Freddy should stay.

Hmm, might give them a ring then if I can get a better package. I can imagine what's going to happen though with their sports stuff, some prem matches for one season follwed by "They're charging us too much for them, we're not going to show you the PremierSHIT anymore, the FA don't want you to watch English FootBORE so we're giving you a choice of Gaelic football matches on demand instead! It's like having your own teleportation chamber where you can beam yourself to any ground and any time you want at the press of a button, much better than Sky!"

I'll be sure to look out for it in Blockbusters under "horror"

When a taxi driver the other day was telling me about how many drivers refuse to take fares from Freddy's gang of obnoxious mates and hangers on when they're swanning around the toon, I did wonder if any of them ever posted on boards...

The first section of this at least has been recycled for decades and in the last generation it was the 80s kids who were chided as being over protected and not playing outside (hence stuff like "We had no videogames at all - I was born in 1981 and played video games from the age of 4). No doubt 90s kids will be forwarding it as well with an amended date.

"Fuckin left me" with one too many presses on the EFG key?

Well I've just applied for UEFA Cup final tickets, so I'm obviously not that negative

The guy's a mental Marxist, he's been in trouble with regulators for his misleading editing before because of his programmes, which are essentially a vehicle for Living Marxism magazine and its cronies.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/20...rs-warming.html If you read page two though, seems like a fair amount of people think he's talking shite by relating this to the warming of the earth.

The papers have picked it up and there's now an investigation. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/tm_headline=...-name_page.html Dock 'em points for this on top of the Tevez fiasco, they might end up challenging the mackems record at this rate

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6405549.stm

But it's a refreshing antidote to the sickening anti-american, anti-christian, liberal bias displayed when wikipedia spells color with a U. Maybe that's cos it's the geman spelling, where the family comes from. It's also well known that the truth has a liberal bias. The animal pages are pretty good as well

Plenty of origins available, English, alt-english, scottish and irish and possibly french settlers. The first english one seems more likely, first found in Durham.

Just the woeful headline and opening paragraph claiming that being a west ham fan is comparible to watching your wife/daughter/mum gang raped.