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I'd wack him in goal to be honest.

Got visions of him calling him on the fat bastard phone and Carr donning his tights and sliding down a pole to the rescue.

I normally notice periods when her tits swell up and she bollocks me for not doing the hoovering.

Completely agree. I've got a mate who doesn't drink and he's class (Dunno why he doesn't touch the stuff, possibly a hangover from his muslim upbringing before he decided it was all utter bollocks and wanted nowt to do with it), just high on life, loves to go out with us and watch us get spannered and never gives us "I don't need xxxx to have a good time" - Even though this is true, he acts like he's on a prozac overdose non-stop.

Yep, finally accepted the idea - In the Metro this morning they were still not playing ball with that one. "Poppadom"

Well they urged people complaining to do something about it by voting (ie give them loads of money) Some people suggested giving their cut of the votes to an anti-bullying charity or something but they refused.

How's he doing at the moment? Worth a place in my death pool?

Or even spends 10p to vote? 40 times on redial.

Is actually she going to get grief from the simpletons when she comes out? Do the rank and file BB fans not love her anyway or have they finaly turned on her? I'd have thought at least a sizable portion will be there with their badly spelled glitter-glue signs screaming "We love you Jade! That watsername, Shizan, she were right doin' me ed in, finks she's so good an that, and you carn't even say nowt when it's one of them can ya cos people fink you's a racialist and that"

Aye, but "true quality" could mean anything - Remember him talking about Carr as if he were Henry not too long ago?

The people who watch this bollocks and then complain about Jade Goodie being an ignorant cunt only have themselves to blame for tuning in and helping make that fucking simpleton a millionare and TV mainstay.

No, teacher faces up to forty years in prison. No way she'd get that, even if people are twats and charge her.

"Is it ghostbusters 2" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA0au9lnZYE More down the righthand side.

He's a proper wild-eyed loon in post match interviews like, it's awesome He does a sort of Yoda noise before answering a question as well.

A mate of mine would, without fail, always shout "ROBERT YOU USELESS FRENCH TWAT! WHAT YOU DOING SHOOTING FROM-YEAAAAHHHHH GEEDDDDDINNNN!" Every time the lazy French twat scored

Back of the metro makes quality reading - Big pic of the Butt slap and the article all about how it spurred us to raise our game and beat them.

"New kast al"

That's the decider if killer and round the clock fail to produce a winner. If that's tied, it's sudden death shove ha'penny. In other news, Nixy's getting cocked on 5-0.

According to the bonus points awarded by the adjudicators on the official fantasy league the best players in order were 1. Taylor 2. Ramage 3. Defoe

Haha, everytime they get in our half their fans are going mental "Penuwlty ref, that's a fackin penuwlty yew fackin cant!"

For what? Handball online apparently, Sky says deffo pen What, Sky Sports News? the commentators on Sky Sports 1 said it wasn't a pen at all and I agree.

Are they making monkey noises at martins or just booing him? What they booing him for, just for scoring a goal?

Never a pen, hit the top of his arm with his arms down by his sides.

After the Spurs response to losing at St James I'd love to hear their reaction if we win this one.