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BlueStar

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  1. Snopes now has a page on this http://www.snopes.com/crime/mootloot/radio.asp
  2. Correction, Brutal Deluxe captain Gareth Barry scores
  3. A marvelous -2 start for my fantasy team.
  4. Gerrin. See you in the police cells, or something. Probably I'll have to brush up on my german. Ich entschuldige herzlichst mich für das Verhalten meines Begleiters. Mag ich von diesem Krankenhaus oder von Polizeistation bitte entladen werden?
  5. There's still a couple of them hanging about in gen chat. That's always been the problem with NO - there's not enough mods and they're not quick enough to ban people
  6. All 8 of us got tickets
  7. If you want to get back from town on New Years Eve I'd start queuing for a taxi about 8:30pm. By this time you'll be skint and wont have time to queue at the bar for another before last orders anyway.
  8. Fucking ruined his joke though! "Oh. Ok then. Bye." I think it was more to settle a pub argument of "So could a tranny get insurance from Sheila's Wheels" Although if they said no he could have gone lavender for a while and tried to sue I guess.
  9. Oh... My... God... What that an impression of cringe-worthy friends dialog? (Cue canned laughter and "oooooooh")
  10. It doesn't say it's a "muslim only" mortgage though, does it? I doubt you'd not be allowed on this scheme if you weren't a muslim or you'd have to prove you were before they'd accept you. A bit like some take aways will use halal meat, and airlines will serve kosher meals but it doesn't mean only muslims can eat there or BA are serving "jew only" food. Like Sheilas Wheels, a mate of mine rang up claiming to be a transsexual and asking if he'd be able to get his car insured to see what they would say, and they said anyone, male, female or tranny could get car insurance from them.
  11. If buying pirate DVDs fund terrorism, you should download them instead and do your bit for the fight against evil.
  12. Christians actually fared a lot better under Saddam than many religions, and there's a canny few christian churches over there and christians in government (Saddams foreign minister was christian, for example)
  13. Yeah, but more people are getting it to put on ebay than play games on, which is probably why people are shooting each other - $$$
  14. What makes anyone think it's photoshopped? Which bits are supposedly photoshopped?
  15. Any truth to the rumor that it was actually Craig's fist that Dyer ran into on the training ground?
  16. One of our cats (a one year old) decided to try and drink dishwater the other day. She made a sneezing noise, ran up stairs, ran back downstairs, chinned the other cat and vanished under the kitchen units. Idiot.
  17. Shit. My stomach hurts, my chest hurts, my back hurts and my shoulder hurts. Dunno why, been doubled up most of the day. Gonna go and see some kind of traveling medicine person again tomorrow.
  18. But appointing disastrously bad managers is always the sign of a bad chairman.
  19. Surprised no-one's nit picked "Where for art thou?" being used to mean "Where are you" yet tbh.
  20. Did you not hear the 'recording' on 5 Live today? Apparently Lineker and Shearer were caught off camera but some BBC *spits* wag recorded it and it is 'doing the rounds'. Well, it was doing the rounds though I only heard it the once. I can't remember the exact wording but this is close to how it went: Lineker: 'Well, Alan, things are pretty bad up there now. Fancy taking the job?' Shearer: 'You're havin a fuckin laugh, Gary, I wouldn't go near that place with that man in the chair......and rightly so.' Does Lineker always talk like he's on MOTD, even when off camera? Maybe he always talks like he talks. "So kids, it's fish fingers and chips for tea tonight. Any thoughts on that?" It's getting "Klose" to bedtime kids, clear your "Frings" away and then I'm "Gooner" read you a story. See you next time.
  21. And HTL has said that if Roeder turns out not to be a good appointment, Freddy should go. Dark days for the Fat One indeed.
  22. Yep, that was me Said something like "People are being far too hard on Freddy Shepherd. Would they prefer Doug Ellis?", didn't it?
  23. Text read out on Sky Sports from "Jimbo". Wor Jimbo?
  24. Aye, it's on the Nexus site Due to an ongoing incident involving the fire services at Kwik Fit at Four Lane Ends, Four Lane Ends Interchange is currently closed and Metro Trains are running through the station without stopping. No other Stations are affected and Trains are operating as normal
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