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  1. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5335400.stm
  2. When Blame Knocks on the Wrong Door My favorite bit Those damn earthlings! You can only blame Bush for that one - elliminating terrorism, one syllable at a time.
  3. http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1711287 Where's part two dammit?
  4. The Bad Taste Joke Thread....

    What's the difference between a porsche and Madeline McCann? I don't have a porsche in my garage.
  5. Major Terror Attack Foiled In London

    Poor sod's gonna end up with a fatwa
  6. The Bad Taste Joke Thread....

    Originally heard that as What do you call 20 white guys chasing a black buy? The US Open.
  7. Wrestling star kills himself and family

    Reconstruction: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ciq0hBIbo8A
  8. Tattoos for nerds

    Jewellery for nerds: http://thirdproject.net/shineys.html
  9. Sicko. Thought it was really well done, much better than his 9/11 offering.
  10. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19207050/ A woman goes to a hospital for help and they refuse to help her, most likely due to an insurance issue. She then calls 9-11 to go to a hospital where she is covered. The ambulance refuses to pick her up because she is already at a hospital. She dies. But at least America is free from the evils of a commiesocialistpinko health system.
  11. Premiership odds

    I'm sure someone might correct me if I'm over simplifying, but 2/1 means that for every £1 you put on, you'd get 2 back (plus your stake). I do think the format makes it needlessly difficult to work stuff like how Chelsea's 11/8 compares to Man U's 6/4. Why dont they just say 1.4/1 and 1.5/1 etc? For that matter, why is Chelsea 6/4 and not 3/2? Actually, don't listen to me, I'm starting to think I've nee fuckin clue after all
  12. Russians and their mad drinks.

    Don't want to be a spoilsport, but although the clip's real the report wasn't actually about drinking in the workplace. http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/miners.asp
  13. Got a good review from Fox News Seems like he's got them by the bollocks so much on some of this that even a fair amount of republicans are agreeing with the basica premise of the film so as not to look like right knackers.
  14. Guess it's backed by the Bible though
  15. Why women shouldn't wear pants http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Womens%20Page/pants.htm
  16. One season to make me proud

    Surely challenging for the champions league should take less time than winning the Premier League
  17. Buggy woman crashes through train

    A few months back some woman fucking flew on to a metty on one of these menaces and nearly took my leg off, stotted right into the pole or she might have gone through as well. Think you've got to have a canny speed going to get over the bump, either that or you get stuck in the gap between the train and the platform, floor it to get out and as soon as you've cleared it ming into the train at full speed.
  18. Happy Birthday SLP

    OK, not quite... http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001558/ Mr T Born Laurence Tureaud 21 May 1952, Chicago, Illinois, USA "I am the best bodyguard, because I'll take a bullet, I'll take a stab wound, I'll take a hit upside the head; I'm like a Kamikaze pilot; The President got shot because his men relaxed." - Mr. T, in Sept. 1983 issue of Playboy "I believe in the Golden Rule - The Man with the Gold... Rules." "When I was growing up, my family was so poor we couldn't afford to pay attention." "As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal."
  19. Football is dead

    I reckon one factor is global warming caused by human activity. You can't run around as much due to the heat so you end up with a cagey, low key game.
  20. Alan Robsons Night Owls - on Youtube!

    Haha, cracking that like.
  21. pissed and pissed

    The only time in my adult life I've pissed the bed was Frankfurt away after drinking apfelwein till 6am. Just flipped the mattress
  22. Sports injury

    OK, so "sports injury" is stretching it a bit but me leg's fucked. Went bowling on Tuesday and felt fine afterwards, although I hurt my leg slightly when I went down hard on my knee after taking a shot. Woke up the next morning and my leg was killing me, sort of like when you go running after doing nowt for a while and wake up stiff (no, not like that). 3 days later and it's not much better. I can walk at a normal pace only looking a little like a mong but stairs and inclines make me look like a right pillock. If I try and walk fast or run it knacks and looks like I'm in a three legged race with the invisible man. If I'm just walking normally it doesn't really hurt but my knee feels 'wobbly' and the leg generally feels weak and like it could buckle under me. If I bend my leg further the front of my thigh knacks. and my left bum cheek hurts as well. Putting pressure on the right side of my knee or the top of my thigh with my thumb also hurts. Sitting still is usually comfortable, but sometimes soemthing in my knee rapidly twitches like when a nerve in your eyelid goes mental twitchy (or does that just happen to me?) Is it just a case of waiting for it to go away or have a knacked something and I should be resting it? I've just been walking on it normally so far.
  23. Sports injury

    Metro pub crawl and a 16 hour bender dressed as an idiot sorted it out, much better now - That's what they should have done for Owen instead of this fannying about with Yankie doctors.
  24. Sports injury

    Cool, I'll give it a try. Although I've got a pub crawl to get out of the way first Cheers for the help!

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