[Brainwave 3!!]

 

I feel cheated

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You have been

[User names, past & present]

Originally Renton, changed to Hobbes, then went back to Renton as this board is supposed to be like the old one.

 

Also been known as Ross G, Asprilla's Foreskin, not_a_racist, bez, and Li3nz in the past.

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[North / South...]

Notherners may have chip on their shoulders.

 

Southerners have "french fries"

[How much is Owen worth?]

KM......You're a prick:

 

[Best Summer Signing?]

Owen keeps the club's profile high.

 

That's worth shitloads.

[Right whinger signs for Newcastle!!!!!]

maybe, but most of us came over here to get away from posters like you   nee offence like, just think you would be better appreciated by the N-O crowd

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What, fans with a sense of humour and a positive outlook aren't welcome?

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Fair enough, but if you're trying to suggest you're funny I'm going to have to take issue with you

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OK.

 

2 jokes.

 

Q: Why do women wear make up and perfume?

A: Cause they're ugly and smelly

 

Q: What's brown and runny?

A: Kelly Holmes

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Aye, he's not funny.

[The three man lift]

Perhaps it would be better explained in the form of a poem?

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He questioned the man's ability

He doubted he had the knack

But before he knew it

He was on the floor

With a face full of balls and crack

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I'm glad I don't drink where you do!