David Kelly

I think I could put up with the abuse for 50 grand a week mind. Better biting your lip than biting the hand that feeds you. I can just imagine the rant about human rights on here if your boss had the nerve to say "I don't pay you to think, you cunt, get back to work", when you suggested a supply of fancy cakes by the coffee machine. Seriously, you're right that he should keep his mouth shut, but only to satisfy a pack of morons (Gemmill's going to have me for that). I'd rather live in a world where that bloke who made the complaint was hounded out of Newcastle and/or had his face kicked off for being such a twat. I'm not sure about Parker as a player, but he's clearly got character in spades and this snivelling bollocks from pampered cunts really gets on my tits. [/rant (probably)] People are genuinely upset Oba that this time it looks like the club really is going to the wall. I don't expect Parker will hang around if that happens. As a captain, he should be leading by example but at the moment he really isn't. I agree reporting him is somewhat pathetic but everyone reacts differently. He should just apologise and try to get back to playing some half decent football. There's no point in making an already terrible situation worse. I'm in total agreement with you there Renton. I think an appology needs to be forthcoming. It is likely that there will be some who will boo him next home game and I think an appology would stop that. Unlike Dyer, Parker is very highly thought of usually and his usual efforts for the team do earn him a chance. I will be very disapointed if we don't hear anything from him though. Roeder words do nothing for me. Personally I've argued against people booing Dyer and Bowyer in the past so I would be hypocritical to change that stance for Parker although I do admit I booed him after the event on Saturday due to the heat of the moment.

I agree appearing in the press is more than a little sad but and not the right way to go about things but I agree with him for feeling genuinely agreived. I don't think he was upset about him swearing or anything (he couldn't hear what he said from where we are) like that it was a case of being extremely pissed off that when things were going against us Parker turned on the crowd instead of getting his head down and working his bollocks off for the team. And the reason I am so disgusted about this is because of the way Parker has performed before. If it had been someone like Luque or Robert who hardly work their guts out for the team it could be expected. But I think we should expect more from Parker, especially as he is the captain. I think the whole affair shows that there is something rotten within the club at the moment which seems worse than anything we had under Souness.

Sorry like, but he seems like wanker to me. People were absolutely devastated ffs What an utter helmet. I think people were tbf. When we are in a situation like we are the last thing you need is your captain going on like that (and it wasn't just one outburst btw, he came back for more then pulled his armband straight off as he left the pitch). As I've said before he has been spared any crisicism so far so when he puts in a gutless performace like that he should stand up and be counted not whinge like a little girl. To me this is far worse than anything Dyer did with the captains armband because we expect more from him. Not that I would send in a complaint to the club like.

I sit in front of him and he's a canny bloke tbh. I think anyone who saw it was disgusted with Parker and I think it's a disgrace we haven't had an apology by now.

I think The Soft Parade is the only one I've heard and it was good iirc.

After one listen it's not in the same class as Moon Safari or any of their other album which are all brilliant in different ways. But it's worth a listen and may well be a grower.

I think I've only listened to The Spell once but then the other day I one the songs came on a random playlist of this year and I really enjoyed it. I can't understand why I haven't listened to it more. Cheers for the Animal Collective recommendations too, I've still not got round to listening to Sung Tongs but I love Feels so I will give them all a go.

Darkel's (one of Air) new solo album.

Opening Credits: Air - All I Need Waking Up: Casiotone For The Painfully Alone - Love Connection First Day At School: Bob Dylan - Forever Young Losing Virginity: Sean Lennon - Spaceship Fight Song: Yo La Tengo - Paul Is Dead Breaking Up: Stevie Wonder - Sir Duke Prom: The Shins - The Celibate Life Life: The La's - Timeless Melody Mental Breakdown: Swan Lake - The Freedom Driving: DJ Shadow - Building Steam With A Grain Of Salt Flashback: Getting Back Together: The Guilemots - Through The Window Pane Wedding: Bright Eyes - I Believe In Symmetry Birth of Child: The Beach Boys - Sloop John B Final Battle: Art Brut - Moving To LA Death Scene: Suede - So Young Funeral Song: The New Pornographers - Jackie Dressed In Cobras

I was thinking from one of your clues that one of them must be Animal Collective but I've only got Feels (which is brilliant) and the one before that and I couldn't find any album cover pictures that seemed to match anything. Wouldn't have got the others like although I do have BHP latest one.

I do believe he is either injured or still recovering from the illness but either way it's no excuse for bottling tackles and then having a go at the fans who have pretty much adored him since his first game for us. If he's fucked he shouldn't be playing, it doesn't help him or us.

I can honestly say that I have never been so disgusted coming away from a game before in my life (and that includes both 1-2's against the Makems). That two senior players (one being the captain too) would do something like that shows there is something very wrong within the club. And it's pitiful to see the local press ignoring it too. I had hoped to see an appology coming from Parker (couldn't care less about Carr tbh) by now but I guess this is unlikely. Nice to see the fat fuck was in Spain while all of this was happening too!

I think Parker is carrying an injury but that is no excuse for his bottling out of tackles and then having a go at the croud when they slag him off for it. He should be immediately stripped of the captaincy for it at the very least. Carr who did a similar thing at half time should just be booted out of the club full stop because he is fucking useless.

I love the smell of my aspargus piss. I think it's the main reason why aspargus is my favourite veg. It's amazing how quickly it works like. I can go for a piss ten minutes after a meal and smell it.

Fat Fred. As well as being a huge bonus to the club he would also keep burning well into the summer with all of that blubber. Add dickhead Douggie too.

Fantastic line-up, that Unbelievable tbh.

I saw Thunder live in Sheffield years ago. They were supporting Def Leppard and were on with Ugly Kid Joe and Terrorvision.

Tuxedomoon - Half Mute/Scream With A View

Jarvis Cocker's new solo album. Not going to win over many new fans but I think Pulp fans should like it. I am.

I once had to take some tablets that made my piss look like Tizer. I don't know whether it tasted the same like.

TV On The Radio - Wolf Like Me

I think we're going nowhere fast with this little selection tbh.

Well we've all got our own luggage!

Not unless there's a herpes virus in your aftershave I meant brings it on you pedants.